- Dr. Dick Solomon: Well, that was a wash! The woman I love won't let me be a woman! I need some herbal tea and a fat-free cookie.
- [getting ready for his new job at the Pancake House, Harry comes out of the bathroom with an electric razor]
- Harry Solomon: The training manual said no hair below the shoulders. Now, I don't think anyone is going to look there, but, you know, a rule's a rule.
- Harry Solomon: I want to make the world a better place. I want to bring mankind the gift... of electricity.
- Tommy Solomon: They have electricity.
- Harry Solomon: Ahhh, then my work is done.