The A-Team (TV Series)

Holiday in the Hills (1983)

Dirk Benedict: Templeton 'Faceman' Peck

Quotes 

• Face : We're probably the only guys to survive an airplane crash only to be killed minutes later by an irate passenger.

• Murdock : [Carrying B.A]  This is the last time I'm carrying him.

  Face : You think it's easy on this end? I got 200 pounds of gold pulling me down. Maybe it would help if we took the jewelry off?

  Murdock : No, can't, I think he's got it hooked up to a burglary alarm.

• Face : Are you nuts?

  Murdock : Absolutely and totally.

  Face : How am I gonna get all this stuff out here in the middle of nowhere?

  Murdock : Hey, you always say you can anything, anywhere anytime.

  Face : Yeah, I...

  Murdock : Think of it as a challenge. How did you get that '53 Cadillac convertable in the jungles of 'Nam?

  Murdock : [more skeptical]  How did you get that '53 Cadillac convertable in the jungles of 'Nam?

  Face : Professional secret.

  Hannibal : Of course, he was a lot younger then.

• Face : Hannibal, sometimes I think you're crazier than Murdock.

  Hannibal : [laughs]  Sometimes I am.

• [Hannibal has just drugged B.A. and his head has hit the horn] 

  Face : Why does he always fall on the horn?

  Hannibal : Beats me.

• Louanne : You know, I've always been kinda fascinated with priests because they aren't allowed. I mean they don't...

  Face : Ah, but sometimes... they do.

  Louanne : Oh no! You and Mary-Anne?

  Face : Sometimes the runner... stumbles.

  Louanne : Oh father, I'm truly sorry. What can I do to help?

  Face : Well... would you happen to have a gasoline engine?

• Face : I like working for the church now and then. Insurance against Judgement day.

• Hannibal : [Pretending to be in hostile territory]  Face, take the point.

  Face : Anybody want to switch?

  Hannibal : Face!