The A-Team (TV Series)

Semi-Friendly Persuasion (1984)

Dwight Schultz: 'Howling Mad' Murdock

Quotes 

• Capt. H.M. "Howling Mad" Murdock : Well, frankly, I don't see what's so non-violent about that. We're gonna have to be pretty rough on that lumber. We're gonna have to saw, we're gonna have to drill it, we're gonna have to pound it. Big nails go into it. You're talking about carnage, here, Eric.

• Templeton "Faceman" Peck : Well, Paris doesn't have to worry about losing the tourists to all of the dear old Kellisburg.

  "Howling Mad" Murdock : Well, sometimes there's a lot to be said for the quiet life.

  Templeton "Faceman" Peck : Yeah, none of it good.

• "Faceman" : Oh great, Hannibal's on the couch. Now we're gonna get one of his lessons in psychology.

  Murdock : I could use one of those, I get lost sometimes! Go ahead, Colonel, speak to Murdock, please. Explain the meaning of the world to a troubled traveler.