The A-Team (TV Series)

Steel (1983)

Dirk Benedict: Templeton 'Faceman' Peck

Quotes 

• Face : [Hannibal has ordered Face to bring Murdock home]  I picked him up! I don't want him in my 'vette. What if he woofs out on me again, I'll get hair on my my seat, drool on my...

  Murdock : Oh don't be absurd, you're talking to me as if I was a dog!

  [barks] 

• Face : I was looking for H. M. Murdock's room, well I guess I found it.

  Nurse Beth Billings : Well, ehm, he, he started off earlier this morning but we're used to strange behaviour with Mr. Murdock, but he's gotten much worse. I mean if I didn't know better, I'd actually believe he has been bitten and has contracted rabies.

  Face : Nurse, believe it.

  Nurse Beth Billings : Oh, but that's, that's not possible, you see, Mr. Murdock's dog is a figment of his imagination.

  Nurse Beth Billings : [momentarily distracted as Murdock scratches the door]  Oh, I'm Sorry doctor, I don't know you, and apparently you're not familiar with this case...

  Face : Oh, that's because, eh, I'm not a doctor.

  [hands over a business card] 

  Nurse Beth Billings : The United States Department of Animal Health and Welfare?

• "Faceman" : [Murdock and Face arrive to join the fight already in progress]  Almost predictable by now, isn't it?

• "Faceman" : I don't think we wanna get in this guy's way. Crazy Tommy T hits a wall head on, there's nothing left but a pile of bricks.

• Hannibal : B.A., weren't you going to get a haircut?

  Sgt. Bosco "B.A." Baracus : Oh yeah... my hair is getting a little long.

  Hannibal : Face, you take Murdock back, I'm going to go with B.A.

  "Faceman" : I just brought him! I picked him up!

  [Murdock sticks his hands in Face's pockets looking for animal crackers] 

  "Faceman" : Murdock will you get your hands out of my jacket?

• Hannibal : [smoking a worn down cigar]  I think better with a fresh cigar, Face...

  Face : Oh sorry Hannibal, I had to use my last cigar to escape.

  Hannibal : Too bad.

  Face : Too bad? Too bad?

  Murdock : [mouthing]  Too bad?

• "Hannibal" Smith : What do you think, B.A.?

  Sgt. Bosco "B.A." Baracus : I think maybe I wanna meet this dude, and maybe help him with his bridgework. Like bustin' up his mouth.

  "Faceman" : Hey, B.A., that's very funny. You know, you're developing a sense of humor. Slowly, but, eh, it's developing.

  [B.A. growls at him] 

• Nurse Beth Billings : Wait! Mr. Murdock is a patient here, I can't just release him to someone from the pound!

  Face : We happen to be a division of the federal government, I am working in conjunction with the department of health services, which is a jurisdiction over any and all state intuitions, so please, please be careful before coughing up the word pound like that.

• Face : [with Murdock, coming up on a fight between Hannibal, B.A. and the bad guys]  It's getting almost predictable, isn't it?