"The A-Team" The Beast from the Belly of a Boeing (TV Episode 1983) - Mr. T as B.A. Baracus

B.A. Baracus : I thought you weren't crazy no more?

Murdock : Only on paper.
Face : Where's Murdock? I had the field trip to the newspaper office all set up. I hope you didn't blow it, Amy.

Amy Amanda Allen : Murdock wasn't even at the hospital. Fact, when I got there they were moving his things out of his room. The front desk said the administration had made a change...

B.A. Baracus : What kind of a change can they make with a dude like that? Aside from giving him a new brain?
Murdock : Well, Hannibal, you be my eyes, and I'll bring this sucker home.

Hannibal : You're on.

B.A. Baracus : This is my worst nightmare.
Murdock : [B.A. tries to jump out of the moving plane] B.A., do you want to kill yourself?

B.A. Baracus : If we have to fly, I do!
Face : [trying to come in for a landing with no fuel] When we crash...

B.A. Baracus : [panicked, clings to Hannibal and chokes him] We gonna crash? We gonna crash?

Hannibal : Face, get him off of me. Get him off me Face!

[Face beats B.A. with a metal tray repeatedly]

B.A. Baracus : [calmer] Sorry fellas, I lost my head for a second.
B.A. Baracus : Listen Murdock, I'm only gonna say this once. Don't be messing round up here. You tell Hannibal how to get this thing down. Couse I'm scared. And when I'm scared I tend to get mean. And you don't ever wanna see me mean.

Airline pilot Larry Hertzog : Have you had any flight experience, Smith?

Hannibal : Paper airplanes, does that count?

Mr. T: B.A. Baracus