The A-Team (TV Series)

The Beast from the Belly of a Boeing (1983)

Andrew Robinson: Jackson

Quotes 

• Jackson : [Pulls a fake moustache off of Hannibal's face]  It seems you've lost some weight, Mr. Beller.

  Face : He's been sick.

  Hannibal : Yeah, a virus. Haven't been able to eat for weeks. Runny nose, infected ears. Moustache falls off.

• Airline pilot Larry Hertzog : Mr. Beller is out raising the rest of the 5 million. He'll be with you as fast as he can.

  Jackson : Well he'd better get it, otherwise were gonna turn this plane into a boat.

• Jackson : Who are you?

  Hannibal : [removing his wig]  Were a couple of ah, freelance Lone Ranger types. Beller hired us to handle you guys.

  Face : Lone Ranger types?

  Hannibal : Yeah.

  Jackson : All right. Get back to the luggage compartment and get the parachutes. We're bailing out just as soon as we're out of range of the radar. Unless you have wings, you're dead. And you and Tonto can crack your lousy jokes as you go into the ocean.

  Face : Get 'em up, Scout!

• Jackson : Did you put someone on this plane while we stopped to re-fuel? Come on, I ain't askin' you twice!

  Face : I wanted to bring my pet cat, but I didn't have a kitty carrier.