- Willie Tanner: Have you ever heard of catastrophic expectations?
- ALF: Of course, it's a Melmacian dating service.
- Brian Tanner: What about food?
- Willie Tanner: We have a two-week supply of food. We have peanut butter, we have granola bars evaporated milk, canned meat, fish...
- [finds box empty]
- Willie Tanner: We had a two-week supply of peanut butter granola bars, evaporated milk, canned meat and fish.
- ALF: It was nowhere near a two-week supply. I ate it in 37 minutes.
- Willie Tanner: ALF, those were our survival rations.
- ALF: And I survived. Now, you know they work.
- Willie Tanner: [dictates to Kate] Restock foodstuffs. Padlock foodstuffs.