- ALF: You know, it's gonna take 146 years for that message to get anywhere near Andromeda.
- Willie Tanner: Oh, ALF, I didn't think about that. I'm-I'm sorry.
- ALF: Nah, it's okay. That's twice as fast as Melmacian Express Mail. Ha. Ha!
- ALF: Willie, what's another word for beautiful?
- Willie Tanner: Umm, attractive.
- ALF: What's another word for attractive?
- Willie Tanner: Uh, alluring.
- ALF: What's another word for alluring?
- Willie Tanner: Annoying.
- ALF: What's another word for annoying?
- Willie Tanner: ALF.
- ALF: That won't work. It doesn't rhyme with oh, baby.