ALF (TV Series)

Torn Between Two Lovers (1989)

Paul Fusco: ALF

Quotes 

• [last lines] 

  Willie Tanner : I can see myself in that dish.

  Kate Tanner : The whole kitchen looks terrific, ALF.

  ALF : Yeah. It's amazing how versatile that Ty-D-Bol stuff is.

• ALF : Ten bucks says Randy mops up the floor with Danny.

  Brian Tanner : I don't take sucker bets.

• Brian Tanner : Why are those guys fighting over Lynn, anyway?

  ALF : It's a little hard to explain.

  Brian Tanner : I mean, it's not like she's Heather Locklear.

  ALF : Maybe I don't have to explain.

• Brian Tanner : They didn't even hit each other once. What a gyp.

  ALF : You shouldn't look at violence as entertainment. It's not good for your development. Come on, Geraldo's on Morton Downey. Grab a chair.