Action (TV Series)

Dragon's Blood (2000)

Jay Mohr: Peter Dragon

Quotes 

• Holden Van Dorn : Mr. Scrotum.

  Peter Dragon : Scroad.

  Holden Van Dorn : Scrote, it is an honor to meet you. I want you to know that your movie 'Bone Field' changed my life, man. And I've been waiting 15 years for your next movie, where've ya been, man?

  Titus Scroad : I've been to hell and back, son. For the past 12 years I've been on a downward spiral of drug and alcohol addiction that didn't stop untill I found myself in Mexico, making mad passionate love with Glen Close.

  Peter Dragon : Hey, that doesn't sound too bad there, partner.

  Titus Scroad : Well, yeah, but unfortunately it was a Mr. Glen Close, who was an antique refinisher in Orange County.

• Peter Dragon : I'll tell you what, why don't we go across the lot and I'll show you the tank where Leonardo DiCaprio drowned.

  Georgia Dragon : I don't understand why he just didn't hold on to the fat girl.

  Peter Dragon : You're so cute.

• Peter Dragon : Alright, What's the first rule of producing?

  Georgia Dragon : Never invest you're own money. There's plenty of suckers out there.

  Peter Dragon : What's the second?

  Georgia Dragon : No pirate movies.

  Peter Dragon : Third?

  Georgia Dragon : Ehm...

  Uncle Lonnie : Explosions, boobs, explosions. It used to be boobs, explosions, boobs, but women have advanced a long way.

• Peter Dragon : [to his daughter]  Oh, hey, you wanna see a movie, it's directed by some chinaman, it's a, it's good, I don't know, what's the title of it?

  Wendy Ward : Pussycat lips, pussycat whips, bang bang pussycat, pussycat dies.

  Georgia Dragon : Is it P.G.?

  Wendy Ward : I don't think so.