- [afterword - Hitchcock is posing behind "Nude with Necklace" when he notices the audience]
- Self - Host: Oh! Well, I guess that proves that heaven will protect the working girl. However, Thelma discovered why the Thurgood tradition was to steal from Maynard's only once in a generation. The second time, she was caught. I'm still fascinated by this painting, "Nude with Necklace". It, uh, it's just as good from this side.
- [notices something below him and picks it up - it's the necklace]
- Self - Host: Uh, this seems to have slipped off.
- [comes out from behind the frame]
- Self - Host: I'd hate to hang this on the wrong spot.
- [tries to hang the necklace]
- Self - Host: Look, uh, while I'm fumbling with this, suppose you turn your attention to our sponsor's message, after which I shall reasonably hasten back.
- [commercial]
- Self - Host: Next week, we should be back with another story. Incidentally, to avoid any further embarrassment, I bought the painting, only to discover that the frame doesn't go with it.
- [gestures picking up the painting]
- Self - Host: But I think it's worth every cent.
- [introduction - Hitchcock is standing in front of a painting]
- Self - Host: Oh, good evening. Uh, we seem to have had an art exhibition here. I realize artists are supposed to suffer, but I can't understand why they insist on sharing their sufferings with us.
- [walks up to another painting]
- Self - Host: This one is called "Nursery Wall".
- [touches part of the painting and tastes it]
- Self - Host: Strawberry jam. Now we come to the prize-winner
- [it's an empty frame with a sign reading 'Do Not Touch Paintings']
- Self - Host: I wonder what this one's called
- [looks at the brochure, then the painting]
- Self - Host: "Nude with Necklace".
- [looks at it again]
- Self - Host: I don't think this is a painting you should be allowed to look at too closely. So, while I am appreciating it, I shall ask you to look at another exhibit, one that may not be a work of art, but is wholesome enough for your children to watch.