- Francie Calfo: Hey.
- Will Tippin: What's up?
- Sydney Bristow: Where you been?
- Francie Calfo: Okay, listen. Every time I walk into the room lately, you guys hush up as if I'm interrupting something. I mean, am I?
- Will Tippin: What? No.
- Michael Vaughn: Oh, by the way, I'm meeting with Will tomorrow to help him prep for his psych evaluation.
- Sydney Bristow: Thank you. And I like it.
- Michael Vaughn: What?
- Sydney Bristow: Your new suit.
- Michael Vaughn: Oh. It's not new. I just... don't wear it that often. I came from a funeral. Alice's father died.
- Julian Sark: You're surprisingly adept at keeping your curiosity in check.
- Sydney Bristow: Don't flatter yourself.
- Julian Sark: I'm referring to the fact that your mother and I worked together before I arrived here - before she... went into hiding. I learned a lot from her. In some ways, I think of her as a mother myself.
- Irina Derevko: I don't imagine that means you've decided to trust me?
- Jack Bristow: Our previous... dealings would indicate that your strategy here may be long-term. So for now, I trust that your behavior is predictable.
- Irina Derevko: By "previous dealings" you mean our marriage? You know, technically, we may still be husband and wife.
- Ariana Kane: I'm aware of your reputation as a first-class strategist, Agent Bristow. Tell me, where would you begin this investigation?
- Jack Bristow: With me. Over the years Arvin's trusted me with everything I'd need to know to be the perpetrator. And if his standing within the Alliance were undermined, I'd be a candidate to inherit his seat. Motive.
- Will Tippin: You ever have a dream where you're back at school and they won't let you graduate because you failed a test? I had that last night.
- Michael Vaughn: Well, we don't screen for general knowledge. It's strictly a psych profile.
- Will Tippin: So I can't fail but I can find out I'm a sociopath.
- Will Tippin: I don't want to get ahead of myself here, but, um, if things go my way, what's next?
- Michael Vaughn: Well, you're cleared to read classified documents and you get a government salary. Which isn't much.
- Will Tippin: Compared to what I make now it's... much.
- Sydney Bristow: By the way, I got Francie season tickets to The Hollywood Bowl for her birthday from the both of us.
- Will Tippin: Oh, great, thank you. You know, she was right about what she said. We used to tell each other everything, now we don't. I can't tell her anything.
- Sydney Bristow: I know. I hate it, too. But after Danny and what happened to you, I've accepted the fact that it's as a gesture of love to deceive the people I care about.
- Sydney Bristow: My math skills may be above average but I can't do advanced calculus in my head.
- Arvin Sloane: That's why you're going in with Marshall.
- Marshall Flinkman: Marshall who?
- Michael Vaughn: Devlin made it clear that we cannot, under any circumstances, allow SD-6 to access Echelon. And sabotaging the mission is too risky after Kashmir. Sloane could start to suspect something. We've considered every option, Syd, there's no other way to do this.
- [sighs]
- Michael Vaughn: When you and Marshall return from London, we'll take him into protective custody. He'll be transported to Langley for an extensive debrief.
- Sydney Bristow: As ridiculous as this sounds, SD-6 is his whole life. It's never easy finding out everything you believe in is a lie.
- Michael Vaughn: We'll do whatever we can to make it easier for him, I promise. And when he adjusts, he'll have the option to come work for us.
- Arvin Sloane: Jack Bristow is not the man responsible for blackmailing me.
- Ariana Kane: His answers are too perfect. I mean, he even gets angry when it makes strategic sense.
- Arvin Sloane: If he had nothing to do with it, I would expect his answers to be perfect. Now, Ariana, unless you have evidence...
- Ariana Kane: Contrary to what you tell your subordinates, we are not the US government. I don't need probable cause to go after Bristow. All I need is a hunch.
- Jack Bristow: You were right. Although our marital contract was founded on fraudulent pretenses, it's still valid until it's annulled. Which means, technically, we are still married.
- Irina Derevko: Jack. Thus far, I've agreed to be debriefed only by Sydney. From now on, I'm willing to talk to you, too.
- Sydney Bristow: Marshall has a photograpic memory. Once the files flash across the screen, he'll remember them.
- Michael Vaughn: Yes, we know that.
- Sydney Bristow: I can't just give SD-6 a fake Marshall!
- Sydney Bristow: [Sydney and Marshall have just talked their way past a security post] What did you say to him?
- Marshall Flinkman: [nervous] I don't know. I think it was "Go away I can smell you from here" in Ewok.