- Bank Manager: What were you doing?
- Sydney Bristow: [in disguise] Just... breaking into your safe?
- Bank Manager: [laughing after a brief pause] You almost fooled me!
- Jack Bristow: It must've been lost in the mail.
- Sydney Bristow: Your invitation?
- Jack Bristow: Unless it was an e-vite. I don't read e-vites.
- Sydney Bristow: If you're wondering whether I've told Nadia that you killed our mother, no I haven't. But I plan to.
- Jack Bristow: Out of spite?
- Sydney Bristow: Out of respect.
- Sydney Bristow: She's my sister; I need to tell her...
- Jack Bristow: This isn't about what you need, Sydney...
- Sydney Bristow: No, apparently it's about what you need.
- Arvin Sloane: Thank you.
- Sydney Bristow: For what?
- Arvin Sloane: For letting my daughter stay with you. As Nadia acclimates to this life, to a new family... she needs support... and you have put my mind at ease.
- Sydney Bristow: The thought that I did something that might have given you a warm and fuzzy feeling makes me want to kick my own sister out of my house.
- Nadia Santos: [Nadia was watching Jack and Sydney talk] Is he always so cold?
- Arvin Sloane: Jack? I'm afraid so.
- Michael Vaughn: Bishop also recently purchased an MK-1200 from Shalini Tech.
- Marshall Flinkman: Wow! You don't buy a server like that to look at on-line porn.
- Michael Vaughn: [sarcastically] No, you buy it to coordinate international business operations, that's what it's designed for.
- Michael Vaughn: How do you break into the house of a master thief?
- Sydney Bristow: I don't think you do. I think you have to be invited in.
- Martin Bishop: You just rolled your car... you must have been going at two hundred kilometers per hour.
- Sydney Bristow: Sometimes you need to drive fast.
- Nadia Santos: Mr. Bristow, I don't mean to seem impatient, but I've never done anything that's lasted as long as this.
- Jack Bristow: How sad for you.
- Martin Bishop: So, what's your real name, Charlene?
- Sydney Bristow: I'm a...
- Martin Bishop: I'm a what?
- Sydney Bristow: I'm a gonna kick your ass.
- Eric Weiss: [Weiss is looking for Bishop's body guards, rounds a corner and aims his gun at Vaughn] Dude, I knew it!
- [Vaughn nods his head and smiles]
- [Jack is conducting Nadia's psych evaluation and giving her hypothetical scenarios]
- Jack Bristow: While tapping a phone line of a target in New Delhi, you're spotted by the enemy. Your partner tells you to continue with the mission objective while he neutralizes the target. Do you obey him or fight back?
- Nadia Santos: Is the phone system the new PBX Matrix?
- Jack Bristow: [impatiently] Just answer the question, please.
- Nadia Santos: [pause] Why is my partner a man?
- Jack Bristow: [stiffly] The sex of your partner is irrelevant.
- Nadia Santos: Oh. No, I would not obey. I'd help her fight him off, then she and I could finish the job together.
- Marshall Flinkman: This guy scares me. I mean you know, he killed his wife, he's a wife killer. Beat her to death, stuffed her in a dumpster who knows what else.
- Michael Vaughn: [Watching Sydney on the monitor] Marshall; Shut up!
- Michael Vaughn: The escape tunnel only gave them a 10 minute lead; they have got to be somewhere.
- Marshall Flinkman: [Talking over Vaughn] I know... I know... I know...
- Michael Vaughn: So find her
- Marshall Flinkman: You're getting very impatient I'm doing the best that I can
- Michael Vaughn: You've been doing it for an hour
- Marshall Flinkman: To trace a guy on a cellular network using the frequency of his phone is like trying to find a needle in a county full of haystacks.
- Michael Vaughn: You have to find her!
- Marshall Flinkman: [Starts yelling] Yeah; I know what I'm supposed to be doing alright, just shut up!
- [Vaughn is speechless]
- Marshall Flinkman: Sorry about that
- Michael Vaughn: No; that was good...
- Eric Weiss: What the hell is going on? You said you weren't agents anymore.
- Sydney Bristow: I'll tell you later. Thanks for the distraction by the way.
- Eric Weiss: Yeah, thanks for saving my life. Wait a minute; this is black ops, isn't it? Huh? Vaughn part of this too?
- Sydney Bristow: We gotta go.
- Eric Weiss: Am I right?
- Sydney Bristow: We gotta go.
- Sydney Bristow: [Nadia has just unloaded her gun into Martin Bishop] Is that how you normally deal with bad guys?
- Jack Bristow: I gave your sister closure.
- Sydney Bristow: But not the truth.
- Jack Bristow: Sometimes a satisfying lie, Sydney, can do more good than the awful truth.