Alias (TV Series)

The Box: Part 2 (2002)

Bradley Cooper: Will Tippin

Quotes 

• Will Tippin : Being reporter sucks. Can I just establish that?

  Francie Calfo : Okay.

  Will Tippin : Hi.

  Francie Calfo : Hi, and what have we been drinking?

  Will Tippin : Uh, I don't know. It was something with a little horse on the label. Or a dog, I don't know. Some mythical creature condemned to live in a bottle for the rest of eternity. Doghorse, it's a doghorse. Did I mention that my life sucks? Did I mention that?

• Will Tippin : [holding a black wig]  I thought I looked like Gabe Kaplan.

  Kelly McNeil : Who's that?

  Will Tippin : Doesn't matter.