Alice (TV Series)
The Odd Couple (1977)
Vic Tayback: Mel Sharples
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Quotes
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Florence Jean 'Flo' Castleberry : I just had the most terrible experience of my life!
Mel Sharples : All hotels had "no vacancy" signs?
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Florence Jean 'Flo' Castleberry : When Curly Norris drove me to my trailer this mornin', a terrible thing had happened while I was gone. I couldn't believe it! Curly couldn't believe it either!
Mel Sharples : Your waterbed froze?
Florence Jean 'Flo' Castleberry : No! My trailer was robbed!
Alice Hyatt : What?
Vera Louise Gorman : You're kidding!
Alice Hyatt : Whaddaya mean, robbed?
Florence Jean 'Flo' Castleberry : Robbed!
Mel Sharples : What'd they take?
Florence Jean 'Flo' Castleberry : My whole house! Some turkey towed away my trailer!
Vera Louise Gorman : Are you sure it's missing?
Florence Jean 'Flo' Castleberry : Vera, when y'go up t'open the front door and there ain't no front door, it don't take a genius to figure out that the house is gone!
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Mel Sharples : How many trailers have mirrored ceilings?
Florence Jean 'Flo' Castleberry : Mel, kiss my grits! I told the sheriff I'd offer a real special reward for whoever found it.
Alice Hyatt : Yeah? I'll bet three squad cars smashed into each other trying to be the first outta the station!
Vera Louise Gorman : Well, whatever the reward was I'll double it.
Mel Sharples : That'll call off the search.