All in the Family (TV Series)

Christmas Day at the Bunkers' (1971)

Carroll O'Connor: Archie Bunker

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Quotes 

• Archie Bunker : All over the world they celebrate the birth of that baby, and everybody gets time off from work. Now if that ain't proof that he's the Son of God, then nothing is.

• [Henry Jefferson is dressed as Santa Claus] 

  Archie : Santa Claus is white.

  Henry Jefferson : Yeah well when I was a kid, the man filling my stocking was black.

• Archie Bunker : And didn't I bring you coffee up to bed like I do every Christmas morning?

  Edith Bunker : Yeah, Archie.

  Archie Bunker : All right. That shows you I ain't down. You got to be up to remember to do a thing like that once a year.

• Lionel Jefferson : This is good eggnog, Mr. Bunker.

  Archie Bunker : You ain't just whistling "Dixie" there, Lionel.

  Lionel Jefferson : [Shakes his head]  Oh, I NEVER do that!