Ally McBeal (TV Series)

Home Again (2001)

Peter MacNicol: John Cage

Quotes 

• Ally McBeal : [Larry is out with another woman]  Hey, Larry.

  Larry Paul : Ally, hi. This is Helena. Helena, Ally.

  Helena Fisher : Hello.

  Ally McBeal : [still glaring at Larry]  Hi. I thought we were watching our cholesterol this month.

  Larry Paul : Helena's my ex-wife. Hey, John.

  John Cage : Hey-y.

  Ally McBeal : Your ex-wife? Oh. Well, what are you talking about over ice cream?

  Larry Paul : [wiping whipped cream off his face]  Oh, uh, well, um... Nothin'.

  Helena Fisher : Nothing.

  Ally McBeal : Nothing over ice cream. Great! Maybe you can, um, talk under it.

  Ally McBeal : [dumps Larry's ice cream on his head]  Hmmm. Are you done?

  Helena Fisher : [nods]  Mmm-hmm.

  Ally McBeal : Good.

  Ally McBeal : [dumps Helena's ice cream on Larry's head]  Oh, this will just warm you up.

  Ally McBeal : [pours hot fudge on Larry's head]  Mmm. Oh, oh. One minute.

  Helena Fisher : Take your time.

  Ally McBeal : [sprays Larry with whipped cream]  There we go. OK. Come on, John.

  John Cage : Bye now.

  Helena Fisher : She seems nice.

  Larry Paul : She's a sweetheart.

• John Cage : [answering his mobile phone]  Hello? What do you mean you're going into court?

  Richard Fish : I got it all at Radio Shack, John. And I've got a miniature earpiece and the mike fits on my lapel. It should be easy.

  John Cage : Well, don't - don't be ridiculous, Richard. I can't argue your case for you over the phone.

  Richard Fish : No, you don't. You feed *me* the arguments. Just like that show. Uh, what was it? Cyrano de Burger King? Whatever.