Ally McBeal (TV Series)

Just Friends (2000)

Peter MacNicol: John Cage

Quotes 

• [to Richard Fish] 

  John "The Biscuit" Cage : You know, it's just that simple with you, isn't it? Sex sex, sex sex sex! It's waddle with Whipper versus knee pit with Ling. Boy, you put the Fish in "superficial", dammit.

• Richard Fish : She said that?

  John "The Biscuit" Cage : Yes!

  Richard Fish : Well, so, she had a dream. That doesn't...

  John "The Biscuit" Cage : No, it's not the dream! She was suggesting that she and I explore being a couple. And Richard, I have to admit I've always harbored feelings for Ally.

  Richard Fish : Oh, gee, there's a flash. Look, John, there ARE ethical considerations here. The only question you have to ask yourself is: Can you sleep with Ally without Nell finding out?