- Ally McBeal: I'm asking. Are you OK?
- Georgia Thomas: Fine! I just went on this new diet. I lost 170 pounds of dead weight.
- [Her soon-to-be ex-husband, Billy]
- Georgia Thomas: I feel great!
- Ally McBeal: Are you sure?
- Georgia Thomas: You can have him, Ally.
- Ally McBeal: I don't *want* him.
- [flirting with Santa Claus actor]
- Elaine Vassal: I had a dream last night that Santa kept coming down my chimney. Over and over and over again.