- Dorothy Jane Torkelson: The janitor had to saw open my locker. Then I blew up a computer. But the absolute high point of my day was when I took a shortcut between English and Typing, and I wound up in the boys' locker room, so that I now know more about the male population of my sophomore class than I ever dreamed possible. So, please don't ask me how my day went.
- Millicent Torkelson: You're takin' typing?