American Dad! (TV Series)

Homeland Insecurity (2005)

Megyn Price: Linda Memari

Quotes 

• [on the roof, speaking through a megaphone] 

  Stan Smith : Until you give the exact details of your next attack, I'm depriving you of sleep.

  Linda : It's two in the afternoon.

  Stan Smith : No sleep! That's right. Starting to get uncomfortable, isn't it? Sure would be nice to feel the gentle embrace of the sandman's spell as he warbles his sweet... lilting... lullaby...

  [snores, falls off roof] 

• Linda : [holds up glass]  To new friends.

  Francine Smith : You guys, I have a confession to make. This wasn't a theme party. I was just covering for Stan.

  Bob : Sweetheart, we know. We've encountered people like him before.

  Francine Smith : You have?!

  Bob : Oh, sure. But I gotta say, even though Stan's a suspicious, xenophobic vigilante, he's still a hundred times better than our last neighbors.

  [laughs] 

  Bob : They were black.