American Dad! (TV Series)
Stan Knows Best (2005)
Seth MacFarlane: Stan Smith, Roger the Alien, Greg Corbin, Alan Greenspan
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Quotes
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[Stan brings home a baby to replace Hayley when she moves out]
Roger the Alien : Is that a Chinese baby?
Stanley Smith : Sure is! Japanese, to be specific.
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[Roger must play a burn victim in front of Steve's crush]
Roger the Alien : I even watched the latest Meg Ryan movie where she played that burn victim.
Steve Smith : She never played a burn victim.
[Steve walks off]
Roger the Alien : Oh, Meg, honey...
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[At her new stripping job, Hayley's parents stay to watch]
Stanley Smith : Shake it, baby! You will not break it!
Francine Smith : It took me nine months to make it!
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Francine Smith : How's your French toast, honey?
Stanley Smith : Smelly and ungrateful! But this "American toast" is fantastic!
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Francine Smith : How's everyone's French toast?
Stanley Smith : Smelly and ungrateful! But this American toast is delicious.
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Stanley Smith : [holding a baby] One of us pooped.
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[Family is playing Scrabble]
Steve Smith : Quivecs? That's not a word.
Roger the Alien : It is on my planet!
Francine Smith : Is it a proper noun?
[beat]
Roger the Alien : Damn!
[rearranges letters]