Andromeda (TV Series)

Machinery of the Mind (2004)

Gordon Michael Woolvett: Seamus Harper

Quotes 

• Seamus Harper : From the beginning, what are the ten radical isotopes? Whoa.

  Doctor Professor Kor-Kavo : From the beginning, the ten radical isotopes. Tukerium, negative five. Dongor, neg seventeen. Lu, neg thirty one... Kartex, neg seventy nine. Sharbar, neg one oh one. Muilamium, neg one two seven.

  Seamus Harper : Isotopes with negative atomic weight?

• Doctor Professor Kor-Kavo : Seamus.

  Seamus Harper : Not now... Er, hey, hey! Anyone who claims to be a scientist, listen up. You're not. That's right, you heard me. You're not scientists. You know what we got here? A room full of great minds and weak hearts. A bunch of intergalactic cowards. Where would science be if the great minds before us had been afraid? If Heisenberg had been afraid? Or if Simmonds had been afraid? Hohne? Afraid to ask questions, afraid to face facts, afraid to work together, even under risky conditions? I'll tell you where. We'd still be in caves worshipping those mysterious lights in the night sky. No, they weren't afraid. They were scientists. Now, what about the Magog? Does anybody care? Because I do.

• Seamus Harper : Did you hear? Doctor Professor Kor-Kavo's going to be there. She's got the finest frontal lobes in the tri-galaxies. She would look hot as fusion in a bikini!

  Captain Dylan Hunt : Yeah, picture that bikini with a Magog stuffed in it.

  Seamus Harper : [wincing]  Hey! Mental Cruelty!

• Seamus Harper : Do I still have to call you "Doctor Professor"?

  Doctor Professor Kor-Kavo : You can call me anything you like.

  Seamus Harper : How about I call you for a weekend in a zero-G love pod?... Was that my outside voice?

• Seamus Harper : It's no more dangerous than any other place that's had two murders and a kidnapping in 24 hours!

• Captain Dylan Hunt : There's no time for that. See, I called this conference because we need an exchange of ideas, and you've had firsthand exposure to this situation. We're on the clock here, Harper.

  Seamus Harper : I thought we were on a ship.