- Floyd Lawson: Pardon me for saying so, Andy, but I don't think you'd have made a good sheriff in the old days.
- Andy Taylor: Not tough enough, huh?
- Andy Taylor: Too gentle. You would have probably been a barber.
- Clarence Earp Dempsey: I am challengin' you to a fight.
- Andy Taylor: A fight? Now look, this isn't Tombstone.
- Andy Taylor: Your choice of weapons, and we'll meet you in front of your office... at high noon... high noon, Sheriff.