Angel (TV Series)
Guise Will Be Guise (2000)
David Boreanaz: Angel
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Quotes
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Magnus Bryce : She's impure? Sh-She's not a virgin?
[to Wesley]
Magnus Bryce : You...
Charles Gunn : Whoa, that's what impure meant?
Cordelia Chase : She slept with him?
Magnus Bryce : [to Wesley, imitating Angel] You were supposed to be Angel. This wouldn't have happened. That's why I hired him. He's a eunuch.
Cordelia Chase : You slept with her?
Angel : A eunuch?
Wesley Wyndam-Pryce : Things happen. Two young people. Danger.
Virginia Bryce : What are you talking about?
Magnus Bryce : She was a virgin before you got here.
Virginia Bryce : I was not a virgin!
Magnus Bryce : What?
Wesley Wyndam-Pryce : Oh, thank goodness.
Charles Gunn : I coulda have told you she wasn't no virgin.
Angel : Not a eunuch.
Cordelia Chase : One day as Angel... One day, and he's getting some.
Magnus Bryce : What? How could you? I kept you away from all men.
Angel : I mean, the curse isn't even all that clear.
Virginia Bryce : Daddy, you remember that chauffeur from when I was sixteen? And the one at eighteen? I haven't been a virgin for a very long time. I even dated Rick.
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Charles Gunn : It's cool. He's got a plan.
Wesley Wyndam-Pryce : A plan?
Angel : Yeah. I get to the offices before they stop me.
Charles Gunn : See? What? That's the plan? Walking real quick was the plan?
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Angel : We're going. I don't have to sing.
Cordelia Chase : Oh, thank God! I-I mean, for your sake. Because I know you don't like to do that.
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T'ish Magev : Vampire living in a city known for its sun, driving a convertible. Why do you hate yourself?
Angel : I don't. I got a deal.
T'ish Magev : You got a deal? Why not a personalized license plate that says, "irony"?
Angel : Top goes up.
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T'ish Magev : You're deeply ambivalent.
Angel : Yeah, well, I am and I'm not.
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Cordelia Chase : Angel! Gunn! What happened?
Angel : He got hit.
Cordelia Chase : By who? The swami? Swamis don't hit, swamis "swam".
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Wesley Wyndam-Pryce : [to thugs] Release her or die.
Angel : Don't I say that?
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[last lines]
Cordelia Chase : [handing Angel a magazine] Look!
Angel : [reading] "Virginia Bryce, squired by Mr. Wesley Wyndam-Pryce, private detective and bodyguard to the stars..." Squired? Who says squired?
Cordelia Chase : Look at him all over her!
Angel : You know what, Cordelia, you're just jealous that he's getting some attention.
Cordelia Chase : Damn skippy! He's getting famous off this! Reflected glory? That's my thing!
Angel : Get a little perspective. "Bodyguard to the stars". Yeah right.
[pause]
Angel : There's no "Wyndam-Price Agency"!
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T'ish Magev : Right. So here's what you do. You go out, and find yourself some small, blonde thing. You bed her, you love her, you treat her like crap, you break her heart. You and your inner demon will thank me. I promise.
Angel : Um...
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Angel : Why is Wesley wearing my coat?
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Angel : Were you in Virginia?
Wesley Wyndam-Pryce : That's beside the point.
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T'ish Magev : [after being caught in the lip by a fishing hook by Angel] What are you doing?
Angel : [vamped out] Getting in touch with my inner demon.
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Angel : [to Wesley] That is my coat, right?
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Angel : Uh, Wesley, can I get my coat back?
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T'ish Magev : What kind of mileage do you get with that thing?
Angel : I don't know. Twelve in the city, maybe.
T'ish Magev : Gas hog. Still, probably a chick magnet, right?