Angel (TV Series)

I Fall to Pieces (1999)

David Boreanaz: Angel

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• Cordelia : See? You can save the damsel *and* make decent money. Is this a great country, or what?

  Allen Francis Doyle : Hey, let's march down to the bank right now and deposit this beauty.

  Angel : You guys go on. I think I'll stay here and *not* burst into flames.

  Allen Francis Doyle : Oh, right, you're pretty much the night-deposit guy.

• Angel : Am I intimidating? I mean, do I put people off?

  Cordelia : Well, as vampires go, you're pretty cuddly. Maybe you might wanna think about mixing up the black-on-black look.

• Cordelia : What is stalking nowadays, like, the third most popular sport among me?

  Angel : Fourth, after luge.

• Cordelia : I don't get it. This guy has a lot to lose. What is it about Melissa that got him to go all O.J. on her?

  Angel : Nothing. It's not about Melissa, it's about rage. This guy is too messed up to deal with a real woman and he can't stand that. So he creates a fantasy about a girl he barely knows. But eventually even she fails him. So he has to hurt her, because when he looks at her all he sees is how useless he is, how damaged...

  Cordelia : [interrupting]  Uh, what a fun date you must have been in back in your bad vamp days.

• Angel : I'm in private security.

  Melissa : Excuse me?

  Angel : I-It's what I do. It's my job.

  Melissa : You walk around in underground garages telling people this because...?

• Angel : [when Doyle and Cordy suggest they all go to the bank in broad daylight]  You guys go on. I think I'll stay here and not burst into flames.

• Angel : I'm not comfortable askin' people for money.

  Cordelia : Then get over it! I mean that in a sensitive way.

• Cordelia : Maybe he has an accomplice, or he has a hidden camera. Not everything has to be creepy and supernatural, you know.

  Angel : Not everything, but Doyle had a vision.

  Cordelia : Which last time led to a sex-changing, body-switching, tear-out-your-innards demon, right. I guess they don't call you for their every day cases.

• Angel : [Pours himself a cup of coffee, drinks and makes a face]  What is this?

  Cordelia : Last weeks coffee. Think of it as Espresso.

  Angel : I think my esophagus is melting.

• [Talking about the doctor] 

  Angel : He's coming undone.

  Allen Francis Doyle : I'll say.

  Angel : No, I mean, he's out of control.

• Melissa : Angel was right. You're weak!

  Dr. Ronald Meltzer : I'm weak? Then how was it I killed him!

  Angel : [Angel opens the door behind them]  Inefficiently.

  Dr. Ronald Meltzer : [Stunned]  You can't be alive. You - you're not human!

  Melissa : You should talk.