Angel (TV Series)

Just Rewards (2003)

Andy Hallett: Lorne

Quotes 

• [after seeing Harmony throw a tantrum and storm out] 

  Spike : I must be in hell.

  Lorne the Host : Ah, no. L.A. But a lot of people make that mistake.

• Lorne : Honey of a story.

  Wesley : Story?

  Lorne : Yeah. The Vampire Slayer both men loved, both men lost. Oh, I could sell that to any studio in a heartbeat. I-I see Depp and Bloom. But then, I see them a lot.

  [Wes has an annoyed look] 

  Lorne : Sorry. Hazard of running the Entertainment Division. Gotta get out more.

• [Spike materializes in Angel's office at Wolfram & Hart, and bends over in pain, then realizes he's facing some familiar faces and some strangers] 

  Spike : What? What?

  Harmony : What the hell are you doing here, Spike?

  Wesley : Harmony, please.

  Gunn : This is Spike? *The* Spike?

  Fred : Wait a minute. Who's...

  Lorne : [calmly, to Spike]  Easy, slim. Easy. No one's gonna hurt you.

  Gunn : Speak for yourself, Green Jeans.

  Fred : OK, would somebody please tell me who...

  Wesley : William the Bloody. He's a vampire. One of the worst recorded. Second only to...

  Angel : Me. But you're dead.

  Harmony : Well, yeah. Who here isn't?

  [looks around] 

  Harmony : Besides him and him and her and...

  [to Lorne] 

  Harmony : What are you, again?

  Spike : [lunges at Angel in game-face, but goes right through him and winds up standing in Angel's desk]  Bugger.