- Spike: And this, bloody hell, wasn't mine. I'm not you. I don't give a piss about atonement or destiny. Just because I've got me a soul doesn't mean I'm gonna let myself be led around by...
- Fred: Excuse me?
- Wes: Did - Did you just say - Spike has a soul? You never said.
- Angel: Didn't seem worth mentioning, you know.
- Gunn: Seems to be a lot of that.
- Spike: Or maybe Captain Forehead was feeling a little less special. Didn't like me crashing his exclusive club. Another vampire with a soul in the world.
- Angel: You're not *in* the world, Casper.
- [after seeing Harmony throw a tantrum and storm out]
- Spike: I must be in hell.
- Lorne the Host: Ah, no. L.A. But a lot of people make that mistake.
- [last lines of the episode]
- Spike: I'm slipping.
- Fred: What?
- Spike: I don't want to go. But it's like... it's like the ground underneath me is splitting open and my legs are straddling both sides of this bloody big chasm. It's getting wider. Pulling me in.
- Fred: Is that... is that what's happening when you keep vanishing?
- Spike: I know what's down there, where it's trying to take me. And it's not the place heroes go. Not by a bloody long shot. It's the other one. Full of fire and torment. And it's happening. And I'm terrified...
- [pause]
- Spike: Help me?
- Lorne: Honey of a story.
- Wesley: Story?
- Lorne: Yeah. The Vampire Slayer both men loved, both men lost. Oh, I could sell that to any studio in a heartbeat. I-I see Depp and Bloom. But then, I see them a lot.
- [Wes has an annoyed look]
- Lorne: Sorry. Hazard of running the Entertainment Division. Gotta get out more.
- Angel: [concerning Spike's soul] Fair? You asked for a soul. I didn't. It almost killed me. I spend a hundred years tryin' to come to terms with infinite remorse. You spent three weeks moaning in a basement, and then you were fine. What's fair about that?
- [Spike materializes in Angel's office at Wolfram & Hart, and bends over in pain, then realizes he's facing some familiar faces and some strangers]
- Spike: What? What?
- Harmony: What the hell are you doing here, Spike?
- Wesley: Harmony, please.
- Gunn: This is Spike? *The* Spike?
- Fred: Wait a minute. Who's...
- Lorne: [calmly, to Spike] Easy, slim. Easy. No one's gonna hurt you.
- Gunn: Speak for yourself, Green Jeans.
- Fred: OK, would somebody please tell me who...
- Wesley: William the Bloody. He's a vampire. One of the worst recorded. Second only to...
- Angel: Me. But you're dead.
- Harmony: Well, yeah. Who here isn't?
- [looks around]
- Harmony: Besides him and him and her and...
- [to Lorne]
- Harmony: What are you, again?
- Spike: [lunges at Angel in game-face, but goes right through him and winds up standing in Angel's desk] Bugger.
- [after Angel kills Hainsley by throwing a silver dish plate at him, Spike's ghostly head sticks out]
- Spike: Oh, bollocks.
- [Hainsley's body falls to the floor]
- Spike: I was just getting warmed up.
- Angel: That was you hitting me?
- Spike: The last bit, yeah. Hainsley's been dead since he hit the table. Oh, come on. Had to get a few licks in, didn't I?
- Harmony: Just since you're all soulful now, I thought maybe, just maybe, you might've learned to open up a little. You know, talk? But I guess a leopard can't change his stripes.
- Spike: Spots, you dink. Leopards have spots.
- Harmony: Oh! Excuse me, Mr. Brainy. Thank you so much for sharing. Wow. What a breakthrough.
- Harmony: [to Spike] Oh, my God! You and the Slayer actually... I mean, I know you had that twisted obsession with her, but - ugh! That's just - ugh!
- Magnus Hainsley: You think you can get away with that? I'll sue you to hell!
- Angel: Good luck, we're your lawyers!
- Manservant: Excuse me, sir. Pardon the interruption, but there are some more lawyers here from Wolfram and Hart.
- Magnus Hainsley: Kill them.
- Manservant: Very good, sir.
- Magnus Hainsley: I eat the dead for breakfast, son, and you're just another plate of bacon and eggs.