Angel (TV Series)

Origin (2004)

James Marsters: Spike

Quotes 

• Spike : [while trying to 'study' Illyria]  Right, we need to set some ground rules. First off, no more punching me in the face! Secondly, when I punch YOU in the face, you tell me how you feel, so I can write it down on my clipboard.

  [picks up his clipboard, gets defensive] 

  Spike : Third - no touching my clipboard.

  Illyria : I enjoy hurting you.

  Spike : Well we're gonna have to fix that, 'cause-

  [Illyria kicks Spike in the face] 

• Illyria : [to Wesley]  You reek of frustration. Curls off of you like smoke.

  Spike : Actually, love, we call that scotch. Twelve-year Lagavulin if I'm not mistaken. Good choice.

• Connor : [about Illyria]  So, does she have any special powers or anything?

  Spike : Glad you asked. So far I've established that she can hit like a Mack truck, selectively alter the flow of time and, uh...

  [looks through clipboard] 

  Spike : ...possibly talk to plants.

• [Angel and Connor are walking down the hallway talking when Spike is thrown through a door] 

  Spike : Oh, you filthy harlot! I'm going to tear your neck out!

  Angel : [to Connor]  Want to meet some of my co-workers?

  Connor : Sure.