Angel (TV Series)

Release (2003)

David Boreanaz: Angelus

Quotes 

• Cordelia Chase : [shouting]  Angelus!

  Angelus : Oh, volume!

  Cordelia Chase : I am not well pleased.

  Angelus : And I'm not well deaf.

• Angelus : Oh. Don't tell me. The rousing stiff upper lip speech. Rah-rah. Good over evil. Do what must be done. Hang in there, Kitten, it's almost Friday. Is that what the scraggly little ponce armed you with to fight the big bad bogeyman?

  Faith : Yeah. And this.

  [throws a knife and stabs him] 

• Cordelia Chase : Destruction sometimes is its own reward.

  Angelus : Hey, man, you're preaching to the guy who ate the choir.

• Angelus : Half of this crap is written in some archaic, proto demon cuneiform. And, I don't wanna be rude, but I think the other half they just doodled.

• Cordelia Chase : Dare to seek me out again and your insolence will be punished tenfold.

  Angelus : Yeah, what are you gonna do, huh? Give me a migraine?

• Cordelia Chase : This isn't the way, my sweet. We should be friends, you and I.

  Angelus : No, and I'll tell you why. One, because, you know, I'm evil. So the friends thing, that's out. And two, if I did have friends they sure as hell wouldn't be livin' inside my head.

• Cordelia Chase : You would dare to defy me?

  Angelus : Defy who? A big, scary voice? Whoa! Hey, I got one of those, too. You wanna hear it?

  [talks into his hands] 

  Angelus : You can kiss my vampire ass. That do anything for ya?

• Faith : We track him, we find him, we...

  Angelus : Get your asses kicked? I don't know, wild guess.

• Angelus : That hurt, baby. Kinda liked it. How 'bout you? There's my girl. Knew she was in there somewhere dying to come out and play again.

  Faith : Shut up.

  Angelus : I know how it feels. Forced to be someone you're not. Hurts to the bone. You try to bury the pain, but you can't get the hole deep enough, can you? No matter how much you dig, it's still there. Broken shards stabbing every time you breathe, cutting you up inside. You know, there's only one way to make the pain stop. Hurt someone else.

• Angelus : But the thing is, as far as plans go, I make my own. So, you know, thanks for stoppin' by my head.

• Angelus : Hello? Hey, I got places to go, friends to kill. Well, not actually my friends, but you get the idea.

• Faith : Screw you.

  Angel : Maybe after. I like my girls to lie still.