Angel (TV Series)

Spin the Bottle (2002)

David Boreanaz: Angel

Quotes 

• [due to a spell, Angel can't remember anything past the age of seventeen] 

  Angel : I'm supposed to be evil, but they attack me without cause. They gang up on me because I'm different. They're as bad as my father.

  Connor : Fathers. Don't they suck?

  Angel : Say one thing then. "Be good. Fear God. Do as you're told." And the whole while I know good and well, he's had his share of sinning.

  Connor : Sounds kinda like my father.

  Angel : Is he a self-righteous bastard?

  Connor : You'd be amazed.

• Cordelia : Maybe I was gonna tell you to back off, buddy. Maybe you were comin' on too strong. Harassing me in the workplace. Maybe I had a red-hot restraining order in my mitts. You ever think of that?

  Angel : I was never - in the workplace. I - Well, there was that one time with the - with the ballet and-and the stripping and then the roundness. But that was a spell. And-and we were meeting in Malibu on the bluffs at night. That's a pretty romantic restraining order!

• [watching Gunn and Wesley fight] 

  Cordelia : Are you going to stop this?

  Angel : High time the English got what's coming to them. I'm rooting for the slave.

• Angel : Mad. You're all mad. These clothes. Your speech. This place. What land is this?

  Gunn : What land is it supposed to be?

  Wesley Wyndam-Pryce : [to Angel]  Yes, where do you hail from, friend?

  Angel : [Angerly]  I'm not your friend, you English pig! We never wanted you in Ireland. We don't want you now.

  Gunn : You Irish?

  Cordelia : You don't sound Irish?

  Angel : For most certain, I sound exactly-

  [releasing he doesn't have an Irish accent, puts his hand to his throat in panic] 

  Angel : Something is wrong with my voice!

• Fred : [after Angel leaves the hotel]  Do you think Liam's okay out there?

  Gunn : If something's eating him, at least he ain't as bored as me.

  Wesley Wyndam-Pryce : Joke all you like. Liam, right now, may be facing horrors he's never even imagined

  [Angel runs out to the street through the garden. When he reaches the street, he stares in horror at cars zooming by on the road. Terrified by the alien sight, he runs back to the hotel] 

  Angel : [Running in the hotel and slamming the doors shut]  Demons!

  Wesley Wyndam-Pryce : Really?

  [to Gunn] 

  Wesley Wyndam-Pryce : Told you.

  [to Angel] 

  Wesley Wyndam-Pryce : How many?

  Angel : [Still terrified by the sight of cars]  Hundreds. Screaming.

  Fred : [Concerned]  Will they try to get in?

  Angel : Don't think they saw me.

  Wesley Wyndam-Pryce : What type of demons, would you say?

  Angel : Shiny.

• Angel : [Angel looks at a stereo. Cordelia turns it off]  How did you stop the tiny men singing?

• Wesley Wyndam-Pryce : The simple fact is... the fiend has been under our noses the entire time, waiting for the moment to...

  [takes cross out of his breast pocket, and puts it in Gunn's face] 

  Wesley Wyndam-Pryce : Strike!

  [Gunn punches Wesley in the face, and Wes falls to the ground] 

  Angel : See?

  [giggles] 

  Angel : The English is stupid.

• Cordelia : [after discovering that Angel is a vampire]  Is this a convenient time to point out that you left me alone with him, genius!

  Angel : [trying to defend himself]  Well, I-I never touched her.

  Cordelia : So, clearly, deviant.

• Cordelia : Keep explaining why we're not walking out that door?

  Angel : [Darkly]  Because they did something to us. They changed us.

  Cordelia : You mean, this is about my hair?

• Angel : [Walking toward the door]  There's nothing here. This place is evil, and I think that I should leave now 'cause of evil.

  Angel : [Runs after Angel]  Don't be a fool!

  Angel : Good luck, all.

  [leaves through front door] 

  Gunn : [Sarcastically, to Wesley; who previously stated that all the hotel doors must be bolted shut]  So, we're all locked in, huh?

• Angel : [as Liam]  It's the devil. It's the devil!

  Cordelia : My hair?