- Lilah Morgan: You know Angel, coming from you, idle threats are so, well, idle.
- Angel: You remember when I ripped your car in half?
- Lilah Morgan: Yeah, yeah. Hulk smash.
- Charles Gunn: [At Fred's lecture] Listen, man, I'm gonna need simultaneous translating on this thing. You know, like the President with the Russians. But just gimme the highlights.
- Angel: No problem. Of course, I have no idea what she's talking about.
- Charles Gunn: Will you tell Fred that? If she thinks we're both stupid, I won't stand out as much.
- Jared: Hey, maybe I could help you guys - be your intern.
- Charles Gunn: We're full up on interns, but the decoder ring's in the mail.
- Jared: You guys know how it is: you hear things, like from a friend of a friend's roommate. You don't know if they really happened.
- Charles Gunn: Like the story about the girl, the cat and peanut butter.
- Angel: That one's true.
- [Gunn looks at him]
- Angel: Long story.
- [first lines]
- Fred: [Excitedly] Ah! Ah! Whoo-hoo! Oh!
- Gunn: That's my girl! All right, hand this thing over. Let me check it out.
- Fred: [Handing him a magazine] Page 19. I-it's not a big article. Not featured or anything.
- Gunn: [Reading] "Supersymmetry..."
- Fred: "... and P-Dimensional Subspace, by Winifred Burkle." You don't have to read it.
- Gunn: Of course I'm gonna read it. Right now. "In multi-dimensional subspace theory, er, distance scales inverted by T-duality apply to heter... heterotic theories..." The pictures are nice.