Angel (TV Series)

The Girl in Question (2004)

David Boreanaz: Angel

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• Angel : But she's not finished baking yet! I gotta wait 'til she's done baking. You know, 'til she finds herself. 'Cause that's the drill. Fine. I'm waitin' patiently, and meanwhile,

  [shouting] 

  Angel : The Immortal's eatin' cookie dough!

  Andrew : Uh, Spike, is Angel crying?

  Spike : No.

  [pause] 

  Spike : Not yet.

• Spike : The Immortal?

  Angel : I mean, come on!

  Spike : [about Buffy]  She's smarter than that.

  Angel : She'd never fall for a centuries-old guy with a dark past who may or may not be evil.

• [a scantily-clad Drusilla enters wearing a skimpy robe] 

  Drusilla : Time for another pony ride?

  Spike : Son of a bitch!

  Angel : The both of ya?

  Darla : He's insatiable.

  Spike : Drusilla, y-you let him touch you?

  Drusilla : He felt like sunshine.

  Spike : Uh, no. No.

  Angel : That's why he had us tossed. So he could violate...

  Darla : He didn't...

  Angel : Violate our women!

  Spike : Violate in succession!

  Darla : Concurrently.

  Angel : Concurrently? You never let us do that.

  Darla : Come on, Dru. Let's have a bath so the boys can weep in private.

  Drusilla : Will you hold me under the water?

  Darla : If you wish.

• Angel : I helped save the world, you know.

  Spike : Like I haven't.

  Angel : Yeah, but I've done it a lot more.

  Spike : Oh, please.

  Angel : I closed the Hellmouth.

  Spike : I've done that.

  Angel : Yeah, you wore a necklace. You know, I helped kill the Mayor, and, uh, Jasmine...

  Spike : Do those really count as saving the world?

  Angel : I stopped Acathla. That saved the world.

  Spike : Buffy ran you through with a sword.

  Angel : Yeah, but I made her do it. I signaled her with my eyes.

  Spike : She killed you. I helped her. That one counts as mine.

• Angel : Ours is a forever love.

  Spike : I had a relationship with her, too.

  Angel : Okay, sleeping together is not a relationship.

  Spike : It is if you do it enough times.

• Spike : All right, what is it this time? Uber-vamps? Demon gods? Devil robots?

  Angel : It's Buffy.

• [last lines] 

  Spike : [about Buffy]  Can't we just... lock her away in a box where no one can ever touch her? You know? Like we did with Pavayne?

  Angel : I don't think she'd let us. She's pretty strong.

  Spike : We could do a spell. Some sort of mind control.

  Angel : Oh, she'd figure it out. You know, she's pretty smart.

  Spike : So, what? We just have to live with it? Get on with our lives?

  Angel : 'Fraid so.

  Spike : Fine. No problem. I was planning on doing that anyway.

  Angel : Yeah, me, too.

  Spike : Actually, I'm doing it right now. As we speak, I'm movin' on.

  Spike : Movin' on.

  Spike : Oh, yeah.

  Angel : Right now. Movin'.

  Spike : Movin'.

• [Spike pulls up to Angel on a scooter] 

  Spike : Hop on, little mama.

  Angel : I'm not riding on the back.

• Ilona Costa Bianchi : And you, what an honor. The great Angelus.

  Angel : Actually, it's just Angel.

  Ilona Costa Bianchi : Ah, yes, of course. The Gypsies, they gave you your soul. The Gypsies are filthy people.

  [spits] 

  Ilona Costa Bianchi : And we shall speak of them no more.

• Ilona Costa Bianchi : Now, what happened to the drop? No grazie, prego, kiss kiss?

  Angel : Grazie. Prego. Kaboom.

• Angelus : Go ahead, take your best shot. I'll snatch your little wee sticks outta the air and spend the next fortnight shovin' 'em slowly up your arse.

  [they run away] 

  Spike : Can you really do that?

  Angelus : The arrow thing? I don't know. Never tried.

• Spike : You have no idea what I had to go through to get this jacket.

  Angel : You stripped it off the body of a dead slayer.

  Spike : Which gives it great sentimental value.

• Angel : 'Course he is. He's screwin' us. He's screwed us before, and he's screwin' us now.

  Spike : Yeah. Every time we hear his bleedin' name, we end up standin' in the strada holdin' the bag.

• Angel : Those were *my* nuns!