- Wesley Wyndam-Pryce: That's so typical of your kind.
- Cordelia Chase: Well, at least I'm not a sheep like you.
- Wesley Wyndam-Pryce: I am not a sheep!
- Cordelia Chase: You are such a sheep! You've never had a single opinion that you didn't read in a book.
- Wesley Wyndam-Pryce: At least I've opened a book.
- Cordelia Chase: Oh, don't even try with the snooty, wooly boy. I was top ten percent of my class!
- Wesley Wyndam-Pryce: What class? Advanced Bosoms?
- Cordelia Chase: OH!
- Angel: Hey! What the hell's goin' on here?
- Cordelia Chase: We were just discussing whether or not we should offer to pay Gunn.
- Angel: No, you weren't.
- Wesley Wyndam-Pryce: Well, our discussions tend to go about three minutes, then it's strictly name calling and hair pulling.
- Cordelia Chase: Ebeneezer here doesn't wanna share the wealth.
- Angel: So, what have we got here?
- Officer: Uh - you're not...
- Angel: [to a bystander] Hey, you wanna get behind the tape? You gotta gawk, go home, watch a high speed chase on Fox.
- [to the officer]
- Angel: You wanna think about keepin' the tourists off my crime scene?
- Officer: But I-I'm...
- Angel: I'm outta vice three weeks, I've seen enough amateur night crap to fill a mini-series. So, you wanna pretend that's not a Cub Scout uniform and tell me about dead people?
- Officer: Uh, well, detective, what happened is we had to scrape 'em off the wall. Guys got pinned by a two ton dumpster.
- Angel: It fell on them.
- Officer: Ah, no. They were actually pinned *to* the wall. Looks like somebody might have shoved the dumpster from the side.
- Angel: Have to be somebody pretty strong.
- Officer: Yeah. You're tellin' me. Splashed those guys all the way up here.
- Angel: That's not their blood.
- Officer: Excuse me?
- Angel: You seen a girl tonight? Maybe a little scared, beat-up?
- Officer: Uh-uh. Nobody but our Mr. Bills. You know,
- [high pitched voice]
- Officer: "Oh no, Mr. Bill!" Krech!
- Angel: Right...
- Lilah Morgan: So, how was the club? You have any fun?
- Bethany Chaulk: It was okay.
- Lilah Morgan: Any cute boys?
- [Bethany shakes her head]
- Lilah Morgan: I'm sorry I couldn't make it. Work just got insane, and our new clients are monsters.
- Cordelia Chase: I can't get this bandage to... Stop moving!
- Angel: I'm not.
- Cordelia Chase: Well, then stop breathing.
- Angel: I don't breathe.
- Cordelia Chase: Then stop flexing your manly boob-muscles or whatever.
- Wesley Wyndam-Pryce: That's an ugly looking wound.
- Angel: It doesn't feel pretty either.
- Wesley Wyndam-Pryce: We should definitely approach this girl with caution. I guess you already figured that out.
- Angel: She's very powerful. We gotta find out everything we can about her.
- Cordelia Chase: Like, oh, say, her name?
- Angel: I was impaled at the time.
- Cordelia Chase: Of course. Perfectly understandable.
- Angel: Do you know how hard it is to think straight with a re-bar through your torso?
- Cordelia Chase: Actually, I do. Benefits of a Sunnydale education. No address or anything?
- Angel: She said she was staying with a friend.
- Cordelia Chase: Well, that narrows it down to people with friends.
- [to Wesley]
- Cordelia Chase: Where do we keep that list?
- Cordelia Chase: What did you say to her?
- Wesley Wyndam-Pryce: I mentioned her father.
- Cordelia Chase: Well, who's her father?
- Wesley Wyndam-Pryce: No, it's- The sort of trauma that can produce this level of psychic power usually involves abuse of some kind, very early on. You'd mentioned a sexual vibe, she made that crack about family business. Statistically speaking, the father was the best guess.
- Cordelia Chase: There's not enough yuck in the world.
- Angel: [to Wesley] You're gone.
- Cordelia Chase: You can't fire Wesley! I'll quit, too! Unless you're firm.
- Angel: The time I've lived, I've seen some horrors, scary behavior, and a couple of fashion trends I constantly pray to forget. But I see people try. I see them try to be better.
- Angel: You wanna make love, but you don't wanna be touched?
- Bethany Chaulk: "Make love"? What are you, from the eighteenth century? I was just- I just wanted...
- Angel: What'd you want?
- Bethany Chaulk: Are you shocked I'm a great big slut?
- Angel: You'll find I'm not easily shocked, Bethany.
- Bethany Chaulk: Everyone thinks I'm so fragile and innocent. Men love it.
- Angel: Do you?
- Bethany Chaulk: Do I love it? Who cares. I'm - I'm... like the chambermaid. I just leave. When a guy's on me, I... I made up the room, I showed him in and I leave till he's gone. Come back and clean up the mess.
- Angel: And the men?
- Bethany Chaulk: What, you think they'd notice or care I'm not there? Would you?
- Angel: I don't think everyone's as bad as you'd have them be.
- Bethany Chaulk: Oh, right. You love the people. Love 'em so much, you've got a hundred rooms to be all alone in. You know, I'm thinking maybe you're not exactly qualified to help me with my problem.
- Angel: Maybe I'm the only one who is. Try to get some sleep.
- Bethany Chaulk: Who's Darla?
- Angel: Good night, Bethany.
- Lilah Morgan: Shut up. Just shut up! One more excuse from you and I am going to bury you alive, next to my house so I can hear you screaming.
- [first lines]
- Darla: Exciting, isn't it?
- Lilah Morgan: Darla. I didn't see you.
- Darla: Going through their things, all the hidden pieces of themselves locked away, giving you a naughty little thrill of control.
- Lilah Morgan: I just like to keep abreast of his latest project. He's probably in my office right now trying to find out about mine. It's just how it works at our firm.
- Darla: All you busy little worker bees, plotting your little schemes.
- Lilah Morgan: Corinthian powder? Is that how you keep Angel sleeping when he's with you?
- Darla: There's nothing so lovely as dreams. Everything's in them, everything hidden. Open those chambers and you can truly understand someone and control them.
- Lilah Morgan: And what's hidden in Angel's secret chambers?
- Darla: Horrors.
- Bethany Chaulk: What are you?
- Angel: I've come to help you. My name is Angel.
- Bethany Chaulk: Ha. Ha. Great, I stabbed an angel. Now I'm really never getting into heaven.
- Cordelia Chase: Top of the middle of the day to you too. And no, no leads worth mentioning. Of course, we lost a little time during my forty five minutes of sleep. Good thing I left some clothes here, or you'd be smelling me even now.
- Charles Gunn: [about his axe] Isn't this the thing? Some of the kids in my camp put it together for me. Thought I might get the chance to stick it in somethin' tonight.
- Cordelia Chase: Men are all alike.
- Angel: Would you like some tea?
- Bethany Chaulk: Yeah, please.
- Cordelia Chase: You shouldn't worry. Angel does this kind of thing all the time.
- Bethany Chaulk: Makes tea?
- Cordelia Chase: Helps people. You know, he helps people with problems.
- Bethany Chaulk: [to Cordelia] So what's wrong with you?
- Wesley Wyndam-Pryce: Where to begin?
- Charles Gunn: I'm still dealin' with this man's ugly ass living room set. Some people just shouldn't have money.
- Cordelia Chase: Don't bone my boss.
- Bethany Chaulk: What?
- Cordelia Chase: Angel. He's strictly a no-bone.
- Bethany Chaulk: So, are you and Angel...?
- Cordelia Chase: Oh, no. I like my men less broody and more spendy.
- Charles Gunn: The fair Cordelia. You still saving my life?
- Cordelia Chase: Every minute.
- Charles Gunn: How's that working out?
- Cordelia Chase: You're alive, aren't you?
- Lilah Morgan: You think that's it? Poof, you're cured and all you're nightmares are gone?
- Bethany Chaulk: I'm not an idiot, Lilah, and I'm not a child.
- Lilah Morgan: Yes, you are, and you need us. Sooner or later your powers are gonna get out of control, and you're gonna need a friend.
- Bethany Chaulk: My friends don't hire men to rape or kidnap me, at least not my close ones, anyway.
- [last lines]
- Lilah Morgan: Look, Bethany. Bethany, wait! You could have been someone important!
- Angel: You gotta learn to lose, sweetie.
- Lilah Morgan: Did I mention you're not invited in?
- Bethany Chaulk: Don't try to find me, Lilah. I mean it.
- Lilah Morgan: Our-our firm doesn't want to lose a... you're not...
- [points at Angel]
- Lilah Morgan: He is a vampire, you know.
- Bethany Chaulk: [looks like Angel] Weird.
- Angel: Looks like you're gonna have to find someone else's brain to play with.
- Lilah Morgan: Yeah, we have someone in mind.
- Angel: Good night, Lilah.
- Lilah Morgan: Sweet dreams.