Animaniacs (TV Series)

Baloney & Kids/Super Buttons/Katie Ka-Boom: The Driving Lesson (1994)

Rob Paulsen: Yakko Warner, Katie's Dad

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Quotes 

• Baloney : You're silly.

  [laughs] 

  Yakko Warner : Boy, that's the pot calling the kettle, black.

• Yakko Warner : [after Baloney is hit by another anvil]  Who's dropping those anvils anyway?

  [the camera pans upward to reveal both Princesses of Props and the Prince of Props] 

  Princess of Props #1 : Take us with you!

  Princess of Props #2 : Don't leave us, please!

  Prince of Props : Free us from the lumpy thing!

  Princess of Props #1 , Princess of Props #2 , Prince of Props : TAKE US WITH YOU!

  [they leap down into Wakko, Yakko, and Dot's arms respectively] 

  Yakko Warner : Neat-o, complete-o, yippee.

• Yakko Warner : Is that cute girl coming back?

  Baloney : Cute girl? Goshums, Yakko, I don't know what you're talking about.

  Yakko Warner : There's a shocker.

• Baloney : [holding a paper plate, with a face drawn on it in front of his own face]  Guess who.

  [laughs] 

  Wakko Warner : Is it... Abraham Lincoln?

  Baloney : [laughs]  No.

  Dot Warner : Hmm... could it be Nancy Kerrigan?

  Baloney : [laughs]  No.

  Yakko Warner : Is it a... big, fat polyester dinosaur, who's the color of an international house of pancakes, with a paper plate over his face?

  Baloney : No. It's me, Baloney!

  Wakko Warner , Dot Warner , Yakko Warner : You're kidding!

• Wakko Warner : Are we being punished?

  Yakko Warner , Dot Warner : Yes.

• Yakko Warner : It was harsh but it had to be done.

  [Baloney starts laughing] 

  Wakko Warner : IT'S UNSTOPPABLE!

• Yakko Warner , Wakko Warner , Dot Warner , Baloney : [singing]  We love you.

  Baloney : I love we!

  Yakko Warner , Wakko Warner , Dot Warner : [pointing at Baloney]  He's as dumb as dumb can be.

  Baloney : Yep.

  [laughs] 

  Yakko Warner , Wakko Warner , Dot Warner , Baloney : [singing]  But we found a way that we can get along.

  Baloney : [singing]  I stand still...

  Yakko Warner , Wakko Warner , Dot Warner , Baloney : [singing]  ... for the anvil song!

  [Baloney laughs then gets crushed by a falling anvil] 

• Wakko Warner : It's unstoppable!

  Yakko Warner : Call in the national guard!

  Dot Warner : Or Tonya Harding's bodyguard!