- Tweety: Ooh, Weed was awways scweaming and yewwing at dem. In fact, in da second cawtoon, if you wisten vewy cawefuwwy, you can hear Weed scweaming at Wakko.
- Weed Memlo: [a cartoon is shown with Wakko putting various ingredients into a bowl and mixing the contents with his hands] NO, NO! USE THE SPOON! USE THE SPOON! NO, SPIT OUT THE SPOON! SPIT OUT THE SPOON! DON'T LOOK AT ME! DO SOMETHING! NO! SPIT OUT THE BOWL, SPIT IT OUT!
- [John Wayne is shooting a movie]
- John Wayne: You can still surrender, pilgrim.
- Lee Marvin: Draw, Sheriff.
- John Wayne: Alright, but I warn ya...
- [Instead of his gun, Wayne pulls out by mistake...]
- Dot Warner: Bang!
- John Wayne: Huh?
- [Dot plants a huge kiss on Wayne's lips]
- Dot Warner: Say you'll never leave me! Say we'll always be together!
- [Wayne screams]
- Yakko Warner: These people will clap at anything.
- Wakko Warner: [looks up hopefully] Hey everybody! Wanna hear me play 'Yankee Doodle' on my armpit?
- [dead silence]
- Yakko Warner: Ahhhhhh, almost anything.