- [last lines]
- Smiley Douglas: Maybe-maybe I could buy you dinner tonight to kinda make up for things.
- Jill Curtis: Well, I-I don't know... I...
- Smiley Douglas: I'll buy you the biggest, thickest, juiciest old steak in town. Please, ma'am, please...
- [Tagg locks handcuffs on Smiley's and Jill's wrists]
- Smiley Douglas: What did you do?
- Annie Oakley: Tagg!
- Tagg Oakley: [imitating Smiley] That's a real tummybuster!
- Deputy Sheriff Lofty Craig: You better unlock 'em, Tagg.
- Tagg Oakley: I don't have the key. Well, Smiley can, can't you?
- Smiley Douglas: I don't know that I want to, Tagg. I kind of like it this way.
- Miller: I've found out the bank's taking a big shipment day after tomorrow. After what happened today they won't expect us to hit them again so soon. And this time I'll find a way to play it safe.
- Wilson: What just was it that you wanted, Mr, Douglas?
- Smiley Douglas: The money out of your safe.
- Wilson: Money? My safe?
- Smiley Douglas: Yes, sir. I'm a bank robber. See, I'd appreciate it awful much if you'd hurry because my boys might get anxious.
- Wilson: Your boys?
- Smiley Douglas: Yes, sir. The two gentlemen sitting out in front there. It's awful noisy when there's hand shooting.
- Smiley Douglas: Doggone, I would have come to Diablo a long time before this if I'd known there was anything like you around. Why, you're near as pretty as a Texas girl.
- Smiley Douglas: Say, do you know some place around here I can get my horse boarded?
- Tagg Oakley: Sure, Miss Curtis down the street and 'round the corner. You can't miss it.
- Smiley Douglas: Well, I guess I did.
- Annie Oakley: These folks have worked hard all year to get their round-up money in the bank. Almost losing it isn't anything to laugh about.
- Smiley Douglas: Well, doggone it, Nobody got hurt. Just to show you I mean well, have a see-gar, Mr. Wilson. I guess you people will remember Smiley Douglas, huh? I aim to settle right here in Diablo.
- Deputy Sheriff Lofty Craig: One thing's for sure, you're spending your first night in the Diablo jail.
- Smiley Douglas: You figure that I could get here to like me, just being plain, old Smiley, no jokes or nothing.
- Annie Oakley: Well, it's worth a try.
- Smiley Douglas: Doggone it if it ain't.
- Miller: [Smiley tries to mount his horse at the livery stable but slides off to the ground with Miller laughing at him] Smiley, I told you Jill Curtis was a real good practical joker.
- Smiley Douglas: Ooh, ah, that's what it was. Oh, see, I figured that the horse was losing weight. Oh, you mean Miss Curtis?
- Miller: Yes, yes. She loosened the cinch. And you're not going to let her get away with it, are you?
- Smiley Douglas: There ain't no lock strong enough to keep me away from home cooking. I used this little piece of bed spring.
- Miller: All this big talk of yours is just typical Texas.
- Smiley Douglas: Now hold on there. You can talk about me, but don't you talk about the great State of Texas.