Aqua Teen Hunger Force (TV Series)
Universal Remonster (2003)
Andy Merrill: Oglethorpe
Quotes
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Oglethorpe : Get the Universal Remonster. He knows how to do it.
Frylock : He's dead.
Oglethorpe : Impossible! The Remonster can only be killed by stabbing him in the heart with the ancient bone saber of Zumacalis!
Emory : Or maybe his head and lungs too. Just stab him wherever.
Oglethorpe : And the saber probably doesn't have to be bone.
Emory : Yeah, just anything sharp lying around the house.
Oglethorpe : You could poke him with a pillow and kill him.
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Oglethorpe : [Emory keeps calling saying "Stargate"] IT IS A FARGATE! From the makers of Findependence Day! We will give it a mohawk and wheelchair if you need help.
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[Oglethorpe hits Emory with a lamp]
Emory : Ow! Damn! You hit me in the chin!
Oglethorpe : Oh, sorry, I thought you were a ghoul.
Emory : Well, I'm not.
Oglethorpe : Well, it was your own damn fault for making noises like a ghoul.
Emory : Dude, I was flushing the toilet!
Oglethorpe : Ghouls do that.
[pause]
Oglethorpe : When they're making brownies.
Emory : Well, uh...
Oglethorpe : Shh! Did you hear that? He's in the attic now. He'll kill us. Get the kitchen knife!
Emory : Uh, the kitchen is *in* the attic.
Oglethorpe : Well, great, then he has the knife now!
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Frylock : Does either one of you know the penalty for stealing cable?
Oglethorpe : Ca-ble? Pfffft. We have technology light years beyond your comprehension. Observe... the light stick!
[shakes a broken lamp around]
Oglethorpe : It's not working, Emory! I don't know what's wrong with it.
Emory : You broke it on my head, dude.
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Emory : I figure, maybe we should call him the Universal Remobot, because?
Oglethorpe : No! The T-Shirts already say Universal Remonster! Not, Universal Re-Piece-of-Crap, like you would!
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Emory : [indicating Universal Remonster T-shirt] Is that, like, a Powerpuff Girl, or something?
Oglethorpe : No! Can you not see she has a pink mohawk and a wheelchair? We're not getting sued.
