Aqua Teen Hunger Force (TV Series)

Universal Remonster (2003)

Carey Means: Frylock

Quotes 

• Oglethorpe : Get the Universal Remonster. He knows how to do it.

  Frylock : He's dead.

  Oglethorpe : Impossible! The Remonster can only be killed by stabbing him in the heart with the ancient bone saber of Zumacalis!

  Emory : Or maybe his head and lungs too. Just stab him wherever.

  Oglethorpe : And the saber probably doesn't have to be bone.

  Emory : Yeah, just anything sharp lying around the house.

  Oglethorpe : You could poke him with a pillow and kill him.

• [Frylock puts the TV in the crawlspace] 

  Frylock : You know, I think I've finally found a good use for the TV.

  Master Shake : You put that right back upstairs!

  Frylock : No.

  Master Shake : Well, then, you help me move down my chair down here so I can watch it. HERE!

  Frylock : No, I won't.

  Master Shake : Uh... well... I will pee all over my pants, and THEN who's gonna end up looking bad? Huh?

  Frylock : You just stay down here with your TV and f*cking shove it.

  Master Shake : [calls after Frylock]  ... Well, maybe I WILL!

• Frylock : Shake, did you hear those chains rattling?

  Master Shake : Oh, did that frighten YOU? Hey, check this out!

  [the Universal Remonster throws a chain into Meatwad's room] 

  Meatwad : AHHHHHHHH! no, the chains! FROM MY DREAMS!

• Frylock : Does either one of you know the penalty for stealing cable?

  Oglethorpe : Ca-ble? Pfffft. We have technology light years beyond your comprehension. Observe... the light stick!

  [shakes a broken lamp around] 

  Oglethorpe : It's not working, Emory! I don't know what's wrong with it.

  Emory : You broke it on my head, dude.

• Meatwad : I thought you said TV was bad!

  Frylock : Oh, I know. But we f*cking need it.

• Frylock : Shake, how many TVs have you broken this year?

  Master Shake : A *lot* more than *you* have!