Aqua Teen Hunger Force (TV Series)

Universal Remonster (2003)

Dana Snyder: Master Shake

Quotes 

• [Frylock puts the TV in the crawlspace] 

  Frylock : You know, I think I've finally found a good use for the TV.

  Master Shake : You put that right back upstairs!

  Frylock : No.

  Master Shake : Well, then, you help me move down my chair down here so I can watch it. HERE!

  Frylock : No, I won't.

  Master Shake : Uh... well... I will pee all over my pants, and THEN who's gonna end up looking bad? Huh?

  Frylock : You just stay down here with your TV and f*cking shove it.

  Master Shake : [calls after Frylock]  ... Well, maybe I WILL!

• Frylock : Shake, did you hear those chains rattling?

  Master Shake : Oh, did that frighten YOU? Hey, check this out!

  [the Universal Remonster throws a chain into Meatwad's room] 

  Meatwad : AHHHHHHHH! no, the chains! FROM MY DREAMS!

• Meatwad : [after being terrorized by Shake using the Remonster to thrash all his stuff around]  Hey, did y'all see a ghost pass through here? 'Cause I been hoping like hell that he's gone...

  Master Shake : He probably went to the store to get some more food for his demons.

  Meatwad : Ohh, are you serious?

  Master Shake : You DO know where the demon food store is, right?

  Meatwad : What are you talking about?

  Master Shake : It's right BEHIND YOU!

  Meatwad : [horrified]  OHHHHH NOOO!

  Master Shake : You're IN IT!

  Meatwad : I'M IN THE STORE?

  Master Shake : You're in the demon produce aisle!

  [Meatwad runs screaming from the house] 

• Frylock : Shake, how many TVs have you broken this year?

  Master Shake : A *lot* more than *you* have!