- Mr. Murphy: Coffee?
- Barnaby Jones: That's what the customs fellow said Hollister had in his thermos.
- Mr. Murphy: Yeah, but the diesel fuel aboard this tub tastes a lot better.
- Barnaby Jones: [tasting the coffee] You didn't build it up too much. A little thicker, and this could pass for axle grease.
- Mr. Murphy: It's a fitting cause for mutiny.