Barney Miller (TV Series)
Landmark: Part 2 (1982)
Max Gail: Det. Stan 'Wojo' Wojciehowicz
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Quotes
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Capt. Barney Miller : Wojo, don't you have things to do ?
Det. Stan 'Wojo' Wojciehowicz : Yeah, but why the hell bother ?
Capt. Barney Miller : Wojo !
Det. Stan 'Wojo' Wojciehowicz : Barn, these guys come breezin' in here, acting like they own the damn world, like we're the one getting in the way. You might as well chuck the whole right now, and just go sit out on the street
Capt. Barney Miller : My office.
Det. Stan 'Wojo' Wojciehowicz : What's that going to accomplish ?
Det. Ron Harris : Barn, he's got a point
Det. Sgt. Arthur Dietrich : I got dibs on the curb
Capt. Barney Miller : Come on, it's just a building. And a damn lousy one at that. I mean, we... we sweat like pigs in the summertime, freeze our tails off in the winter. I got a bathroom that is an embarrassment. The roof leaks. You really want my opinion, we should have been out of here years ago.
Joseph Saxon : Roof, huh ?
Capt. Barney Miller : All right, it's been home, we've done some fine work here. But, they can't take that away from us. What would be so terrible if we... we moved to some nicer quarters ? Someplace with a... electric typewriters. With a bathroom that is a bathroom. A window that actually looks out on something. What would be so terrible ? The point is, what's the difference where we work, as long as we're working together ?
Det. Stan 'Wojo' Wojciehowicz : I hear they got a Mr. Coffee over at Manhattan South .
Capt. Barney Miller : Oh, there you go. Why don't you grab yourself a cup, when you drop off the professor there. You can head on home from there.
Det. Stan 'Wojo' Wojciehowicz : Thanks Barney
Capt. Barney Miller : You guys too, it's almost check-out time you go ahead on home.
Det. Ron Harris : Thank you Barney
Det. Sgt. Arthur Dietrich : I feel better
Jack Norrell : Listen Captain, I think we will be heading out to. We're going take a look at that roof... hey, nice speech
Capt. Barney Miller : Thank you
Professor Vincent Thorndyke : You know, he's right, this place is in a lot of trouble
Det. Stan 'Wojo' Wojciehowicz : Leave it alone
Professor Vincent Thorndyke : If it's a matter of a deed, low interest...
Det. Stan 'Wojo' Wojciehowicz : Leave it alone
Det. Ron Harris : Barn, Arthur and I are going to stop for a bite, do you want to join us
Capt. Barney Miller : No, I have some paperwork to finish up
Det. Sgt. Arthur Dietrich : Better hurry
Capt. Barney Miller : Good Night
Det. Sgt. Arthur Dietrich : See you, Barn
Det. Ron Harris : Good Night, Barney
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Capt. Barney Miller : Come on Woj, in the last month, a hundred people have been traipsing through this place and nobody's bought it yet
Det. Stan 'Wojo' Wojciehowicz : That doesn't mean that someone won't
Det. Stan 'Wojo' Wojciehowicz : Ha,Ha... . Not on their terms... . They're asking for 30 % and wouldn't carry a shred of paper... . I was going to let you guys stay.