Barney Miller (TV Series)

Landmark: Part 3 (1982)

Steve Landesberg: Det. Sgt. Arthur Dietrich

Quotes 

• Det. Stan 'Wojo' Wojciehowicz : Okay, I'm ready. Uh... we're not getting split up. I mean, we're -- we're going to different places and -- and we may not see each other again. But, I think each of us got something special from each other. And we are nurture it and we are going to carry it with us for the rest of our lives.

  Det. Ron Harris : God, he is so much improved.

  Det. Sgt. Arthur Dietrich : My yes

• Capt. Barney Miller : Excuse me, is this the Detective Squad Room.

  Det. Sgt. Arthur Dietrich : Yeah... Come on,Your on the clock.

  Capt. Barney Miller : I'm Captain Miller. Can I help you ?

  Warren Gimble : Yes. I'm Warren Gimble, Willard Pharmaceutical. I am here in regard to our former Mr. Ebling.

  Carl Ebling : So they sent you, huh, Warren.

  Warren Gimble : Just, couldn't leave well enough alone, could you Carl ?

  Carl Ebling : There are 50,000 that aren't well enough to be left alone

  Warren Gimble : I... I don't know how to respond to that

  Warren Gimble : Oh, no... yeah, sure !

  Warren Gimble : I just don't understand him

  Capt. Barney Miller : You want to have a seat Mr. Gimble. Sergeant Wojciehowicz will give you a complaint to sign and Mr. Ebling will be remanded for trial.

  Warren Gimble : Trail ?

  Carl Ebling : Yeah, my trial. Where I let the whole world know that Willard Pharmaceutical does not give a damn.

  Warren Gimble : We do give a damn. That's why we may consider not pressing charges.

  Carl Ebling : Your not getting off that easy. If you want me to keep quiet, I want some cooperation with this thing, Warren.

  Warren Gimble : I told you Carl, it's too big of a gamble

  Det. Stan 'Wojo' Wojciehowicz : If someone doesn't take the gamble Gimble, more people are going to get this stuff

  Warren Gimble : That's true

  Capt. Barney Miller : Sure, by the time they get it past the FDA and out on the market. You could have a epidemic. Hey!

  Capt. Barney Miller : Hey ! It could be. With a little luck, and illegal immigration being what it is. We'd probably at least break even. Maybe even make a few dollars.

  Warren Gimble : Let's keep a good thought.

  Warren Gimble : I will see you back at the lab. Bring those cultures with you !

  Capt. Barney Miller : Wojo, you want to turn Mr. Ebling loose.

• Inspector Frank Luger : Barney, here's your official orders for your men and this is for you Levine

  Officer Carl Levitt : For the last time Inspector Luger, it's Levitt, Carl E. Levitt

  Inspector Frank Luger : Correction. Sergeant Carl E. Levitt

  Officer Carl Levitt : Pardon me.

  Inspector Frank Luger : Your are to report to Captain Murtaugh, Detective Squad, 73rd Precinct

  Officer Carl Levitt : Yes, sir. Thank you, sir.

  Det. Ron Harris : All right, Levitt, Congratulations

  Officer Carl Levitt : Woj

  Det. Stan 'Wojo' Wojciehowicz : Congratulations Carl

  Det. Sgt. Arthur Dietrich : Carl

  Inspector Frank Luger : Barn, I, uh... I guess there's not much to say, except, gentlemen, I salute you

  Det. Sgt. Arthur Dietrich : Thanks, alot Inspector

  [said in unison with Wojo and Levitt] 

  Perlita Avilar : Goodbye, Captain Miller. Goodbye everyone. Please come to see us sometime

  Inspector Frank Luger : Please come to see us sometime

  Capt. Barney Miller : According to my calculations, the 12th precinct has ceased to exist