Barney Miller (TV Series)
Landmark: Part 3 (1982)
Hal Linden: Capt. Barney Miller
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Quotes
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Lt. Ben Scanlon : Having a little Bon Voyage party
Det. Ron Harris : Aha, you brought your party hat.
Capt. Barney Miller : Well, what brings you down Lieutenant?
Lt. Ben Scanlon : I know it's your last day. I just thought, I'd drop by and share a few memories with you guys... .Bowling ?
Capt. Barney Miller : Why not ? What can i do for you Scanlon?
Lt. Ben Scanlon : Hey, I'm not a exactly a stranger, around here, you know -- I mean, I'm always dropping in , snooping around trying to get you guys on improper conduct, insubordination, moral turpitude, corruption. Hey, we had a lot of good times together, huh !
Capt. Barney Miller : I'm really gone to miss them, Scanlon.
Lt. Ben Scanlon : Yeah, sure. Hey, don't let me intrude.
Capt. Barney Miller : Certainly not
Lt. Ben Scanlon : Anyway... I guess I'll just head back downtown
Capt. Barney Miller : Nice of you to drop in.
Lt. Ben Scanlon : Oh, before I forget to mention it... . My hardiest congratulations on making Deputy Inspector
Capt. Barney Miller : What?
Lt. Ben Scanlon : You didn't know?
Capt. Barney Miller : No I didn't.
[Barney is congratulated by the farewell party]
Lt. Ben Scanlon : And I had to be the one to tell him
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Officer Carl Levitt : Get out of my way, I got momentum.
Melvin Jackson : All, right, come on, Jackson, just keep moving
Melvin Jackson : Yeah, no big deal
Det. Ron Harris : Yeah, I know that
Capt. Barney Miller : What's going on ?
Det. Ron Harris : Barn, this is Melvin Jackson. We caught him four blocks about four blocks from the intersection carrying that thing in a shopping cart. He already admitted to stealing the other 15.
Capt. Barney Miller : Why ?
Det. Ron Harris : He sells them to junk dealers.
Melvin Jackson : They give me $12 a piece for them
Capt. Barney Miller : Really ?
Melvin Jackson : Hey, but this guy keeps on asking me questions like it has something to do with your sex life ? I mean, What can I get for $12 ?
Det. Ron Harris : Take a seat. Right over there.
Melvin Jackson : Ain't no big thing
Det. Ron Harris : Yeah. Right. Come on.
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Capt. Barney Miller : What's going on here ?
Bruno Bender : What do you think is going on, huh ? We're here to say thanks for deserting us.
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Capt. Barney Miller : Excuse me, is this the Detective Squad Room.
Det. Sgt. Arthur Dietrich : Yeah... Come on,Your on the clock.
Capt. Barney Miller : I'm Captain Miller. Can I help you ?
Warren Gimble : Yes. I'm Warren Gimble, Willard Pharmaceutical. I am here in regard to our former Mr. Ebling.
Carl Ebling : So they sent you, huh, Warren.
Warren Gimble : Just, couldn't leave well enough alone, could you Carl ?
Carl Ebling : There are 50,000 that aren't well enough to be left alone
Warren Gimble : I... I don't know how to respond to that
Warren Gimble : Oh, no... yeah, sure !
Warren Gimble : I just don't understand him
Capt. Barney Miller : You want to have a seat Mr. Gimble. Sergeant Wojciehowicz will give you a complaint to sign and Mr. Ebling will be remanded for trial.
Warren Gimble : Trail ?
Carl Ebling : Yeah, my trial. Where I let the whole world know that Willard Pharmaceutical does not give a damn.
Warren Gimble : We do give a damn. That's why we may consider not pressing charges.
Carl Ebling : Your not getting off that easy. If you want me to keep quiet, I want some cooperation with this thing, Warren.
Warren Gimble : I told you Carl, it's too big of a gamble
Det. Stan 'Wojo' Wojciehowicz : If someone doesn't take the gamble Gimble, more people are going to get this stuff
Warren Gimble : That's true
Capt. Barney Miller : Sure, by the time they get it past the FDA and out on the market. You could have a epidemic. Hey!
Capt. Barney Miller : Hey ! It could be. With a little luck, and illegal immigration being what it is. We'd probably at least break even. Maybe even make a few dollars.
Warren Gimble : Let's keep a good thought.
Warren Gimble : I will see you back at the lab. Bring those cultures with you !
Capt. Barney Miller : Wojo, you want to turn Mr. Ebling loose.
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Inspector Frank Luger : Barney, here's your official orders for your men and this is for you Levine
Officer Carl Levitt : For the last time Inspector Luger, it's Levitt, Carl E. Levitt
Inspector Frank Luger : Correction. Sergeant Carl E. Levitt
Officer Carl Levitt : Pardon me.
Inspector Frank Luger : Your are to report to Captain Murtaugh, Detective Squad, 73rd Precinct
Officer Carl Levitt : Yes, sir. Thank you, sir.
Det. Ron Harris : All right, Levitt, Congratulations
Officer Carl Levitt : Woj
Det. Stan 'Wojo' Wojciehowicz : Congratulations Carl
Det. Sgt. Arthur Dietrich : Carl
Inspector Frank Luger : Barn, I, uh... I guess there's not much to say, except, gentlemen, I salute you
Det. Sgt. Arthur Dietrich : Thanks, alot Inspector
[said in unison with Wojo and Levitt]
Perlita Avilar : Goodbye, Captain Miller. Goodbye everyone. Please come to see us sometime
Inspector Frank Luger : Please come to see us sometime
Capt. Barney Miller : According to my calculations, the 12th precinct has ceased to exist