Batman (TV Series)

Batman's Satisfaction (1967)

Burt Ward: Robin

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Quotes 

• Kato : [During the big fight between Batman, Robin, Green Hornet, Kato, and Colonel Gum's Henchmen, Robin punches Kato sending him to Green Hornet]  It's a good thing those guys are on our side, even though they don't know it.

  Robin : [after being hit by Kato, Robin stumbles into Batman]  It's a good thing those guys aren't in town every week.

• Batman : [closely examining a bowl of alphabet soup]  Robin! Have you noticed the Js, Qs, and Zs are missing?

  Robin : Holy uncanny photographic mental processes!

• Commissioner Gordon : The Green Hornet, a crime fighter?

  Robin : Holy unlikelihood.

• Robin : You mean you're gonna feed those letters to the Batcomputer?

  Batman : They're made out of noodles, easy to digest.

• Edward G. Robinson : Bit of an art buff yourself, aren't you, Batman?

  Batman : I'm afraid that crime-fighting allows me only the luxury of collecting criminals.

  Robin : But you should see the great mugshots we've got!

• Robin : Gosh, Batman! It's sure a good thing you brought that empty alphabet soup Batcontainer.

  Batman : Right Robin, the right tool for the right job.

• Robin : Holy living end.

  The Green Hornet : It looked like the end there for a minute, Boy Wonder, but there was a small niche between the gum applier and the perforating needles.

  Kato : And we are both quite flexible.

  The Green Hornet : But there wasn't enough room to use my hornet sting to blast us out until that panel was loosened.

  Robin : But how did the machine take your picture?

  The Green Hornet : No doubt an automatic-image orthicon of some kind.

  Batman : Wrong, Green Hornet. It was a high-velocity spectroscopic range reflector mini unit.

• Batman : [the Batcomputer shuts down]  Don't tell me it's giving up again. There's no dual identity in a warehouse.

  Robin : I think it's blown a bat-fuse - all those noddle letters.

  Alfred : No, Master, Robin. The batcomputer is not to blame. It's Mrs. Cooper's hair dryer, sir. It short-circuited, and half the electricity in the entire establishment is off. And the telephones are out, too. I've sent for a telephone repairman and an electrician, but it may take hours.

  Batman : And so, because of a woman's vanity... a battle may be lost.

  Batman : Lost? I'm surprised at you, Batman! Many battles have been won before electricity and telephones were even invented!

  Batman : Gosh, Robin. You may be right.

  Robin : Just arrange to have the stamp collection in the Constellation room tonight, well publicized. Then there's bound to be some action. And bat-climb up Gotham Towers West will help us flex our muscles.

  [pats Batman on his shoulder] 

  Robin : Chin up, old chum.