- Dick Grayson: Holy Wayne Manor! You don't mean our Alfred?
- Bruce Wayne: Yes, Dick, I mean our Alfred.
- Commissioner Gordon: Umbrella's, the absolute sign. We're dealing with that waddling pirate of plunder, the Penguin himself. Or... do we deal with him?
- Chief O'Hara: [breathes a sigh of relief] You hid the nail right on the head, Commissioner, Oh, any ordinary crook the department can handle, but when it comes to the likes of the Penguin, why, there's only one being on Earth.
- Octopus: [stuttering as he sees the Dynamic Duo approaching] Th-th-th-they'll grab us! It's the finish!
- The Penguin: The finish for them, not for us, my quacking cohorts. But they're not captured yet. If I may coin a phrase: there's many a slip, so zipper your lip.
- Finella: [in the middle of a fight] Pengie Baby, I'm just not sure that this is the right bathing suit.