- False Face: What? Is it possible?
- Batman: Not only possible, but true.
- False Face: Please! Not that word!
- Leo Gore: I say, there was one little thing you might call peculiar.
- Robin: What is it?
- Leo Gore: The young lady who paid for the announcement. She was not only staggeringly beautiful, she had green hair.
- Robin: Green hair... holy wigs!
- Batman: Blaze.
- Leo Gore: Does that mean anything to you?
- Batman: Indeed it does. Good observation, Gore. Darn good observation!
- Commissioner Gordon: [referring to False Face] He must be stopped.
- Batman: No. He must be encouraged, enticed, and only then... entrapped.
- Chief O'Hara: But how?
- Batman: By falsehood.
- False Face: But I blew up the Batmobile. I saw it go!
- Batman: Not exactly, False Face. You destroyed a false Batmobile. An inflated duplicate that I prepared for just this kind of situation.