- Batman: We'd like the full treatment, please.
- Minerva: Well of course. Register for both. Yourself and your son.
- Batman: [awkward pause] Although I'd proud if he were, this is not my son, this is Robin the Boy Wonder. I'm Batman.
- Minerva: Oh, I'm so sorry, I couldn't recognize your face. But your physique was very familiar...
- [another awkward pause on Batman's part]
- [at Minerva's spa]
- Batman: Yes, I'm looking forward to Minerva's famous eggplant-jelly vitamin scalp massage.
- Atlas: Minerva thought you might pop into the Persimmon Pressurizer first.
- Robin: Persimmon Pressurizer? Holy astringent plum-like fruit!
- Batman: Only astringent until ripe, Robin.
- Apollo: I think you'll find the experience most palatable. This way, gentlemen.
- Commissioner Gordon: Batman, how could you have opened a vault, to which you didn't even know the combination, in three seconds flat?
- Batman: [holds up a small hand-held device] With my "Three Second's Flat Bat Vault Combination Unscrambler", Commissioner.
- Chief O'Hara: Amazing!
- Bruce Wayne: Minerva, after every visit to your spa, I always feel like a new man.
- Minerva: Hm. I feel like a new man too, Bruce.