- [first lines]
- Narrator: [narrating] When we last glimpsed the masked man-hunter, he was about to be snapped to death by a gigantic bat-trap. And a poor, drugged Robin as the unwitting tool of his destruction! Batman's only hope is to join forces with Catwoman. But we know he won't do that! Or will he? The incredible answer in just one moment!
- Batman: I'll do everything I can to rehabilitate you.
- Catwoman: [perks up] Marry me.
- Batman: Everything except that. A wife, no matter how beauteous, or affectionate would severely impair my crimefighting.
- Catwoman: But I could help you in your work. As a former criminal, I'd be invaluable. I can reform, honestly I can.
- Batman: What about Robin?
- Catwoman: [pulls a disgusted face] Robin? Oh, I've got it: we'll kill him.
- Batman: I see you're not really ready to assume a life in society.
- Batman: Here, take this.
- Robin: The remote-control apparatus - why didn't I think of that?
- Batman: That device can manipulate the Batmobile. The red button is for the brakes, the white is for acceleration, and the green button will turn the car a la izquierda o la derecha.
- Robin: To the left or right. You threw in a little Spanish on me, huh, Batman?
- Batman: One should always keep abreast of foreign tongues, Robin.
- Commissioner Gordon: [interrogating Pussycat] It's no use, O'Hara; she won't crack.
- Chief O'Hara: Oh, what she needs is a good slap on the wrist!
- Commissioner Gordon: That's enough! You know I'm violently opposed to police brutality!
- Narrator: Tomorrow, another Batman special: the Penguin and Marsha, Queen of Diamonds versus the Caped Crusaders in the first of three exciting parts! Same Bat-time, same Bat-channel!