Batman (TV Series)

The Bat's Kow Tow (1966)

Adam West: Batman, Bruce Wayne

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Quotes 

• Catwoman : If I were to kiss you, would you think I was a... bad girl?

  Batman : But, eh, no... No, of course not, Catwoman. Kissing is one of the most natural things in the world... eh, some people kiss almost every day, and - I'm told...

• Batman : All right, Belgoody, tell me everything.

  Benton Belgoody : Every... well, I, I was born in Youngstown of poor but honest parents.

  Batman : Come off it, Bellgoody, you're pulling my boot! What's Catwoman's plan?

• Catwoman : [pointing her cat shaped revolver at Batman's cowled face]  Beg. Beg for your mortal existence.

  Batman : I'd rather die than beg for such a small favor as my life.

• Robin : Don Ho, what are you doing here?

  Don Ho : Well, I came back to get some land we lost back in Hawaii.

  Batman : And to do a little singing here in Gotham City, I hope.

  Don Ho : Well, I brought my most important prop along. It's gotten me as far as your Batropes have gotten you. Yeah, I think I'll introduce Batropes in Hawaii. Pick coconuts more easy that way.

  Batman : I'd like to sit here and chat with you all day, Don, but...

  Robin : The surfs coming up and we gotta catch a big one.

  Don Ho : Okay, fellas, I understand. Aloha.

  Batman , Robin : Aloha.

• Batman : [appearing on the Allan Stevens Television show]  America must have faith that the law will recover the voices of Chad and Jeremy.

  Allan Stevens : Yes, I understand that millions of the world's teenagers are in virtual mourning since last night's tragedy.

  Batman : Yes, that's quite true, Mr. Stevens, but on the plus side, millions of parents are delighted.

  Robin : . Speaking as an average, ordinary, red-blooded, typical American teenager, I think this is one of the worst things that could have happened!

• Catwoman : Batman, why for art thou doing this to me?

  Batman : It's my job, Catwoman.

  Catwoman : We could make such beautiful music together...

  Robin : You'll play a different tune when we're through with you. And all the notes will be sour.

  Catwoman : Party pooper. Teenagers should be seen and not heard. All right, men, destroy the Dynamic Duo!

• Batman : By this time, Sir Sterling, you're aware of the serious tragedy affecting your countries most popular export?

  Sir Sterling Habits : Have we stopped making those small sports cars?

  Robin : We're referring to Chad and Jeremy.

  Sir Sterling Habits : Oh yes, those blighters. Hm. Can't understand a word they say...

• Batman : What is it you want, Catwoman?

  Catwoman : Eight million pounds for the return of their voices.

  Allan Stevens : Eight million pounds of what? Chicken fat?

  [Catwoman points her gun at him] 

  Allan Stevens : Sorry I asked.

• Batman : Someone let Catwoman out of the bag.